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"The nature of Bitcoin is such that once version 0.1 was released, the core design was set in stone for the rest of its lifetime." -- Satoshi
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"In a nutshell, the network works like a distributed timestamp server, stamping the first transaction to spend a coin. It takes advantage of the nature of information being easy to spread but hard to stifle." -- Satoshi
Make sure you back up your wallet regularly! Unlike a bank account, nobody can help you if you lose access to your BTC.
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Every time a block is mined, a certain amount of BTC (called the subsidy) is created out of thin air and given to the miner. The subsidy halves every four years and will reach 0 in about 130 years.
The block chain is the main innovation of Bitcoin. It is the first distributed timestamping system.
Once a transaction has 6 confirmations, it is extremely unlikely that an attacker without at least 50% of the network's computation power would be able to reverse it.
Even in the event that an attacker gains more than 50% of the network's computational power, only transactions sent by the attacker could be reversed or double-spent. The network would not be destroyed.
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According to NIST and ECRYPT II, the cryptographic algorithms used in Bitcoin are expected to be strong until at least 2030. (After that, it will not be too difficult to transition to different algorithms.)
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Unlike traditional banking where clients have only a few account numbers, with Bitcoin people can create an unlimited number of accounts (addresses). This can be used to easily track payments, and it improves anonymity.
Even if you use Bitcoin through Tor, the way transactions are handled by the network makes anonymity difficult to achieve. Do not expect your transactions to be anonymous unless you really know what you're doing.
Bitcoin addresses contain a checksum, so it is very unlikely that mistyping an address will cause you to lose money.
The Bitcoin network protocol was designed to be extremely flexible. It can be used to create timed transactions, escrow transactions, multi-signature transactions, etc. The current features of the client only hint at what will be possible in the future.
The network tries to produce one block per 10 minutes. It does this by automatically adjusting how difficult it is to produce blocks.
Each block is stacked on top of the previous one. Adding another block to the top makes all lower blocks more difficult to remove: there is more "weight" above each block. A transaction in a block 6 blocks deep (6 confirmations) will be very difficult to remove.
Transactions must be included in a block to be properly completed. When you send a transaction, it is broadcast to miners. Miners can then optionally include it in their next blocks. Miners will be more inclined to include your transaction if it has a higher transaction fee.
Whoever mines the block which ends up containing your transaction will get its fee.
Remember that Bitcoin is still beta software. Don't put all of your money into BTC!
The Bitcoin software, network, and concept is called "Bitcoin" with a capitalized "B". Bitcoin currency units are called "bitcoins" with a lowercase "b" -- this is often abbreviated BTC.
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Bitcoin mining is now a specialized and very risky industry, just like gold mining. Amateur miners are unlikely to make much money, and may even lose money. Bitcoin is much more than just mining, though!
It is a common myth that Bitcoin is ruled by a majority of miners. This is not true. Bitcoin miners "vote" on the ordering of transactions, but that's all they do. They can't vote to change the network rules.
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"Apparently, so I am told, there exist "people" who prefer to wipe sitting down. From the front. Initial research indicates it could be up to half the population." -- benjamindees
There are several different types of Bitcoin clients. The most secure are full nodes like Bitcoin Core, which will follow the rules of the network no matter what miners do. Even if every miner decided to create 1000 bitcoins per block, full nodes would stick to the rules and reject those blocks.
There are several different types of Bitcoin clients. The most secure are full nodes like Bitcoin Core, but full nodes are more resource-heavy, and they must do a lengthy initial syncing process. As a result, lightweight clients with somewhat less security are commonly used.
There are several different types of Bitcoin clients. Header-only clients like MultiBit trust that the majority of mining power is honest for the purposes of enforcing network rules such as the 21 million BTC limit. Full clients do not trust miners in this way.
There are several different types of Bitcoin clients. Server-assisted clients like blockchain.info rely on centralized servers to do their network verification for them. Although the server can't steal the client's bitcoins directly, it can easily execute double-spending-style attacks against the client.
Be very wary of relying on JavaScript for security on sites such as blockchain.info and brainwallet.org. The site can change the JavaScript at any time unless you take unusual precautions, and browsers are not generally known for their airtight security.
There are several different types of Bitcoin clients. Hybrid server-assisted clients like Electrum get a lot of their network information from centralized servers, but they also check the server's results using blockchain header data. This is perhaps somewhat more secure than either server-assisted clients or header-only clients.
There are several different types of Bitcoin clients. EWallets such as Coinbase are like banks -- a central organization has complete control over your money. You shouldn't put much money in EWallets.
Creating a Bitcoin client that fully implements the network protocol is extremely difficult. Bitcoin Core and some of its derivatives are the only known safe implementations of full nodes. Some other projects attempt to compete, but it is not recommended to use such software for anything serious. (Lightweight clients like Electrum and MultiBit are OK.)
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"How to wipe". Great Bitcoin and Meta topic!
Passing your hand between your thighs sounds too much like a yoga routine to me...
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It's actually from "benjamindees" not theymos... ref
Surely you'd wipe upwards (from groin to lower back - not exiting the boundaries of where the cheeks begin and end) and then downwards to finish to ensure you get it all
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Passing your hand between your thighs sounds too much like a yoga routine to me...
Where are your genitals?
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If I wipe from front to back, I muss the feces away from my genitals, and towards my lower back.
?If I wipe from front to back, I muss the feces away from my genitals, and towards my lower back.
Surely you'd wipe upwards (from groin to lower back - not exiting the boundaries of where the cheeks begin and end) and then downwards to finish to ensure you get it all
. Passing your hand between your thighs sounds too much like a yoga routine to me...
Its very healthy what you're doing, better than what those fucking perverted doctors give in the name of medicine.
Hey. We're not all perverts.
On another note, don't even get me started on people who hang the toilet paper under.
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It's simple. You take your hand down from front, stick it up your ass and wipe till the process is complete.
Sometimes I just eat toilet paper to speed the whole process up.
Its very healthy what you're doing, better than what those fucking perverted doctors give in the name of medicine.
It's simple. You take your hand down from front, stick it up your ass and wipe till the process is complete.
Sometimes I just eat toilet paper to speed the whole process up.
Proper politicaly correct terms should be use here, so whipping from the front hole to the back hole.
I assumed "from the front" meant "you pass your hand underneath from the front", which would be wiping from back to front.
I of course wipe from front to back, because I'm not disgusting.
It's simple. You take your hand down from front, stick it up your ass and wipe till the process is complete.I of course wipe from front to back, because I'm not disgusting.
Great factoid. Bitcoin forum by the way.
I assumed "from the front" meant "you pass your hand underneath from the front", which would be wiping from back to front.
I of course wipe from front to back, because I'm not disgusting.
I of course wipe from front to back, because I'm not disgusting.
Wait, what? People wipe from the front? As in, you wipe the shit closer to your genitals? That's definitely unsafe.
Where are your genitals?
?If I wipe from front to back, I muss the feces away from my genitals, and towards my lower back.
Wait, what? People wipe from the front? As in, you wipe the shit closer to your genitals? That's definitely unsafe.
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