Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative! 
Hmm... I don't think so.
I'd like to see your peer reviewed research proving him wrong!!1
You want some pictures?
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Hmm... I don't think so.
I'd like to see your peer reviewed research proving him wrong!!1
You want some pictures?
Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative!
Hmm... I don't think so.
I'd like to see your peer reviewed research proving him wrong!!1
Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative!
Hmm... I don't think so.
Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative!
I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper?
That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though.
And there's always the bidet.
Use moss. Everything else would leave your ass stinging like hell.
I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper?
That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though.
And there's always the bidet.
Use moss. Everything else would leave your ass stinging like hell.
I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper?
That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though.
And there's always the bidet.
I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper?
I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
doomsday preppers look really stupid now.
Preppers look no more or less stupid now than they did on Dec 20th.
The panickers, however, the morons who rushed out and bought two cases of toilet paper last week, well, they look just as stupid as they did at the end of 1999.
like i said its not gonna happen, and it didnt.
we would only be so lucky to have post apocalyptic walking dead style world.
doomsday preppers look really stupid now.
we would only be so lucky to have post apocalyptic walking dead style world.
doomsday preppers look really stupid now.
isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers.
Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that.
We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged.
Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again.
I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway.
That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot.
No, but while checking which lobe it was, I ran across this
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He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires, at times pertinaciously obstinate, yet capricious and vacillating, devising many plans of future operations, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned in turn for others appearing more feasible.
and realized that Dank does have all of the symptoms.
isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers.
Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that.
We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged.
Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again.
I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway.
That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot.
No, but while checking which lobe it was, I ran across this
Quote
He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires, at times pertinaciously obstinate, yet capricious and vacillating, devising many plans of future operations, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned in turn for others appearing more feasible.
and realized that Dank does have all of the symptoms.
isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers.
Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that.
We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged.
Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again.
I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway.
That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot.
Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. 
why didn't you do your homework?
they said the world was ending!
Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse
I think you meant Dec. 23.
Dec. 21: End of the world party.
Dec. 22: Recover from hangover.
Dec. 23: Fill out form.
Dec. 24: Shop for gifts.
Dec. 25: Christmas.
Dec. 26: Finish filling out form.
Dec. 27: Mail form.
Dec. 21: End of the world party.
Dec. 22: Essay.
Dec. 23: Essay.
Dec. 24: Essay.
Dec. 25: Christmas + Essay.
Dec. 26: Essay.
Dec. 27: Essay.
..
Dec. 31 11:59PM: (hopefully) Finish filling up forms + essay, send via online application website.
Only 11 essays to go now....
isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers.
Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that.
We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged.
Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again.
I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway.
Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on.
why didn't you do your homework?
they said the world was ending!
Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse
I think you meant Dec. 23.
Dec. 21: End of the world party.
Dec. 22: Recover from hangover.
Dec. 23: Fill out form.
Dec. 24: Shop for gifts.
Dec. 25: Christmas.
Dec. 26: Finish filling out form.
Dec. 27: Mail form.
Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on.
why didn't you do your homework?
they said the world was ending!
Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse
Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on.
why didn't you do your homework?
they said the world was ending!
Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse
Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on.
why didn't you do your homework?
they said the world was ending!
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