A flo-like woman gave me a referral to a Progressive call center. 60 hour weeks and free dental! Woo, let's see where this goes.
You hired who?
I'm going to have to let my Boss talk to your Jon on that one.
Shit's about to get real, Becky.
Topic: So, I decided to get a job. (Read 4073 times)
You hired who?
I'm going to have to let my Boss talk to your Jon on that one.
Shit's about to get real, Becky.
A flo-like woman gave me a referral to a Progressive call center. 60 hour weeks and free dental! Woo, let's see where this goes.
Wow.
This is earth-freaking-shattering.
Graduate decides to seek employment. To earn money. To afford clean clothes, shampoo and gas for the car. Then hope to meet female of the species to mate with. Or at least a little over the clothes heavy petting.
It's all pretty much downhill from here. Have fun in the coal mines, you are now a wage slave wanna-be.
This is earth-freaking-shattering.
Graduate decides to seek employment. To earn money. To afford clean clothes, shampoo and gas for the car. Then hope to meet female of the species to mate with. Or at least a little over the clothes heavy petting.
It's all pretty much downhill from here. Have fun in the coal mines, you are now a wage slave wanna-be.
Since we are off-topic here
Can you give some more advice on spending money on bitches?
It seems to me that one can do alot wrong with it.
So how to send money on bitches like a king?
http://www.backpage.com/
I only know of people successfully banging whores from ads on this site in the US though.
Only replying to ads with pictures that don't look like they were pulled from the internet is highly recommended unless you like a real adventure.
Matthew and I are teaming up to form a new enterprise: Twunk & Shop--I twunk it and he shops it.
That name doesn't sound nearly explicit enough.
How about "Twop and shunk"?
I'm on record for coming up with "Twop and shunk" first and am thinking about registering twopandshunk.com. OK, I've thought about it long enough.
BTW, excellent job on that application, Matthew.
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Matthew and I are teaming up to form a new enterprise: Twunk & Shop--I twunk it and he shops it.
That name doesn't sound nearly explicit enough.
How about "Twop and shunk"?
I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.
I do not disappoint.
xD
Matthew and I are teaming up to form a new enterprise: Twunk & Shop--I twunk it and he shops it.
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Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?
Yes, me and old shoopy have a history.
I've shooped a few shoops in my time.
And this is the first time you've used your magazine-honed shoop skillz on Atlas?
Of course not. Go read all my 3000+ posts. You'll find some awesome shooping in there.
I like your project. Maybe you should keep track of haw much you have after 1 year. vs. saving in USD.
Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?
Yes, me and old shoopy have a history.
I've shooped a few shoops in my time.
And this is the first time you've used your magazine-honed shoop skillz on Atlas?
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Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?
Yes, me and old shoopy have a history.
I've shooped a few shoops in my time.
Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?
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You have very nice handwriting, Matthew.
lolwut
You have very nice handwriting, Matthew.
ok matt.... you just made my new resume.... thank you
I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.
I do not disappoint.
xD
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I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.
I do not disappoint.
Just pulled out my Atlas crystal ball and looked into the future (2 weeks).
Q: How's your job hunting going, Atlas?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brj2UkUPjCI
~Cackling Bear~
Q: How's your job hunting going, Atlas?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brj2UkUPjCI
~Cackling Bear~
I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.
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