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Topic: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. (Read 1872 times)

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legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
To get into heaven you need to see Jesus everywhere...

member
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★777Coin.com★ Fun BTC Casino!
Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!!

No, I just removed it on my own. No one asked/suggested it.

I thought, it will be unfair to get the money, since I will not be able to keep the promise, even if both the parties know that.

Coolio, rep points for you, haha.

There'd be pretty sickass parties going on in Heaven, yo
legendary
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Thank God I'm an atheist
Well, the peaceful environment and fresh air in heaven is quite confortable, I admit... but I do prefer the hot parties going on in hell Cool

I agree. All of the real fun is in hell!
hero member
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Yes!
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I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell Huh

The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends.

So, what you're saying is that souls are indifferent to the suffering of others? Tongue

No. Souls are quite the opposite. But they are not likely to witness their friendly souls in hell. Because good souls have good souls as friends.
legendary
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[...]

I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell Huh

The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends.

So, what you're saying is that souls are indifferent to the suffering of others? Tongue
hero member
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Yes!
I'm quite tall, so I'll take up more space than shorter people. Will that cost me extra?

Nope. It only depends on the soul. Not on you height but on your deed. Balance sum will be credited(/debited) on arrival at the destination.


I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell Huh

The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends.
hero member
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Garbochock
I'm quite tall, so I'll take up more space than shorter people. Will that cost me extra?
full member
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Wow mate.. you're gonna get in trouble with the vatican for this, don't you realize that thats their scam? lol

But that said, is there anyway you can guarantee me a view of hell while I'm in heaven?

I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell Huh
member
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Well, the peaceful environment and fresh air in heaven is quite confortable, I admit... but I do prefer the hot parties going on in hell Cool
legendary
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This reminded me of the Reincarnation Bank: Afterlife Financial Planning (http://www.euromoney.com/Article/2626650/Reincarnation-Bank-Afterlife-financial-planning.html). Grin

Quote from: Quote from: Euromoney
"Reincarnation Bank offers a safe-keeping for any asset you wish to deposit through your transition into the next life," its website trumpets. "If you leave nothing purposely behind when you die, then what is there here for you when you return?"

The bank kindly offers to look after deeds, bonds and tangible assets such as fine art, jewellery and real estate. In the next life, all claims "may be subject to verification through regression", which means you will have to prove under hypnosis that you are who you say you are.
hero member
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Yes!
Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!!

No, I just removed it on my own. No one asked/suggested it.

I thought, it will be unfair to get the money, since I will not be able to keep the promise, even if both the parties know that.
member
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Merit: 10
★777Coin.com★ Fun BTC Casino!
Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!!
hero member
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Yes!
Can you describe the heaven , how is it in details..! You only mentioned the charges here. no description about what we are paying for.

Absolutely. This will give you a a general idea :

Heaven Is Where:

The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
And the Swiss make everything run on time

Additionally, you get whatever you want for free. Charges only 0.01 BTC for a test drive (Hit and Run option available only for the EU and Americas.).



(Moving it to the off-topic section. I think it is more appropriate than services section.)
hero member
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Lol made me crack a smile at least - Better than most threads in offtopic section these days Gl Op Cheesy
sr. member
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Really Impressed by OP's troll skills..!
Can you describe the heaven , how is it in details..! You only mentioned the charges here. no description about what we are paying for.
legendary
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#Free market
I repeat for the second time:




or are you serious ?

Both, buddy. Smiley

I certainly don't think anyone is going to take this seriously. If someone does that, I will donate it somewhere worthy.

Then good luck with your service , if you want an escrow I'm here  Grin.
hero member
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Yes!
I repeat for the second time:




or are you serious ?

Both, buddy. Smiley

I certainly don't think anyone is going to take this seriously. If someone does that, I will donate it somewhere worthy.
full member
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i guess hell is for me  Undecided
I can book a spot in hell for you just for 0.002BTC. PM me Grin
The place will be awesome and I also assure you 100% money back
full member
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i guess hell is for me  Undecided
legendary
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#Free market
I repeat for the second time:




or are you serious ?
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