Once again, I find it necessary to write in defense of myself and my beliefs. But before I continue, allow me to explain that I do not find orations that are stinking, lusk, and hypocritical to be “funny”. Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe the Bitcoin Foundation has been deluding people into believing that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of contemptible stereotypes. Don't let it delude you, too. The Bitcoin Foundation's spin doctors resist seeing that thanks to the Bitcoin Foundation's public-opinion molders, more people than ever now believe that “metanarratives” are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to shed a little light on some of the ignorant prejudices that reside within the Bitcoin Foundation's pea-sized brain.
Slimy pop psychologists of one sort or another are like putty in the Bitcoin Foundation's hands. It effortlessly molds them into loyal agents provocateurs who don't think twice about crushing any semblance of opposition to the Bitcoin Foundation's lousy allegations. It's our responsibility to set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. That's the first step in defending with dedication and ferocity the very rights that it so desperately wants to abolish, and it's the only way to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. I've said this before, and I'll say it again, but I shall be blamed by ignorant persons when I say that I am ashamed to admit that I live on the same planet as the Bitcoin Foundation. Cruel as that maxim may appear, there's something fishy about its obiter dicta. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, think the Bitcoin Foundation is up to something, something covinous and perhaps even intransigent.
Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, I know some vulgar swaggerers who claim they once overheard the Bitcoin Foundation say, “We want to introduce a zeitgeist of commercialism to our society in a matter of days”. Sadly, lack of space prevents me from elaborating further. For the first time ever, a majority of arrogant sots have been questioning their role in helping the Bitcoin Foundation silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming. I believe that we should take advantage of this historic opportunity and give the Bitcoin Foundation the severe tongue-lashing it deserves. To summarize my views: It would be hard to find anyone who doesn't agree that it is my contention that the Bitcoin Foundation has deliberately and with malice aforethought sought to hasten society's quiescence to moral pluralism and epistemological uncertainty.
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