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Topic: The bitcointalk academy awards - best shit-poster fables to obtain merit (Read 1056 times)

full member
Activity: 518
Merit: 106
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Although I feel comforted to the Jr. Members, Member has no merit. They have become Newbie like me.
But they shouldn't beg for it. If their posts are really good, they will soon receive merit.
Merit is for those who have really devoted discussions on this forum!

In the current situation where there are many jr members and back to newbie including myself is totally not bad at all since in my understanding, the admin and staff really wanted the participants in this forum to at least make deserving and meaningful post that could upgrade into the next level. I consider it as a challenge to become an effective participant and contributor in this prestigious forum.

Have some shame, don't barge into the rewards ceremony directly. You need to shitpost somewhere else and wait for someone to nominate you. This is like me walking onto the stage at Oscars with a VHS tape of my wedding... sheesh.

can't stop myself reading at your comment you must be too old putting up VHS rather than USB or CD Smiley
You really made my day.

For these two outstanding space cadet, you can't stop them barge into their own nomination they just want to impress you with well written, re -able comment, thought in an instant.
legendary
Activity: 1778
Merit: 1009
Degen in the Space
This is exactly what i was looking for. I've been trying to figure this out by myself by sending messages to myself with bbcode. If i had any merit i would give it to you because this is so cool what you're doing! Thank you very much.

I just seen this reply and it's really annoying to see some statements "If i had any merits i would give it to you".
You guys know that you don't have any single merits but still giving statements "If i only have.." etc., really close to begging. It's like "please give me merits so i can give you back".

Probably a shitpost, I hope you guys understand what's my point. I already seen a lot of statements like this and it's very irritating.
jr. member
Activity: 104
Merit: 2
i have one, but don't know, it's more funny or sad because it's definitely not sarcasm or trolling. Well:

Hик Caбo, Toн Beйc, Aндpeac Aнтoнoпyлoc... Boт cкaжи мнe, пoчeмy я дoлжeн cлышaть мнeниe этиx чepтeй?? Ктo oни тaкиe?? Oни вcю дopoгy cyщecтвoвaния биткa cтpoят из ceбя cпeцoв (Aндpeac Aнтoнoпyлoc) кoтopыe вce,типa, знaют. A пo cyти oни ни paзy (!) нe yгaдaли дaжe кyдa пoйдeт кypc и к кaким вepшинaм, иx мнeниe знaчит cтoлькo жe, cкoлькo и мoe c вaшим. Boт ceйчac cпpocи чтo ждaть дaльшe и oни тaкиe: нy pocт, нy пpoблeмы ecть, нy... Дa этo любoй тaк cкaжeт. Итoг oдин - oни пpocтo pocпиapeныe oбeзьяны.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.46617315

approximate translation:

Nick Szabo, Tone Vays, Andreas Antonopoulos... Tell me, why the hell should i listen to these assholes?? Who are they?  All the time the existence of bitcoin, they depict the "great experts".  But in fact, they have never (!) even guessed where the course will go Grin, to what heights, & their opinion means as much as mine and yours. If you ask them now what to expect next, they will mumble something like:
"well height, well there are problems, well..."    Anyone would say that. The conclusion is that these guys just hyped apes.
legendary
Activity: 2688
Merit: 13334
BTC + Crossfit, living life.
please give me merit someone in here, i can't go home my wife's gonna slap-BEAT me if i don't show up with a fat bag of MERIT



gotta be home in a few minutes fuck my life i'm dead man walking

HAHA LOL  Roll Eyes





jr. member
Activity: 240
Merit: 2
I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.
  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin. But really,  why is that a turn off for you?  I mean maybe that's where he can post best.
Very GREAT USEFULL POST from Romeoetin and rewarded by honorable person Jet Cash.. Now i know how merit work..

LOL. Jealous now aren't we. Just keep trying, you'll be merited someday. I didn't even expect I'll be. Same way a friend of mine got his merit. A VERY RANDOM COMMENT
legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
Why make jokes about it all, Well its true we all need merits , but it doesn't make it laughable about. Though most people really stoop low, but shouldn't be a topic for jokes. Someday,sometime if one is really devoted he would definitely earn merits from good posts. Don't make a situation out of your current rank .

If people wander onto a forum set up on Libertarian-ism, Anti-Censorship principles that is primarily about Bitcoin and they post ignorant, stupid comments...

...then they have made themselves absolute fair game to be the subject of ridicule and jokes.... and their posts will be archived, shared and highlighted for future

generations laugh about.

Here is a completely safe place for those hurt by ridicule :     I'm hurt by your comments

legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
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I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

Lol, why do I have a feeling you hate cryptocurrency? Grin

Why do I have a feeling you don't know what "cryptocurrency" is? Or forum rules for that matter. Link in my signature, read it.
jr. member
Activity: 310
Merit: 1
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Why make jokes about it all, Well its true we all need merits , but it doesn't make it laughable about. Though most people really stoop low, but shouldn't be a topic for jokes. Someday,sometime if one is really devoted he would definitely earn merits from good posts. Don't make a situation out of your current rank .
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
I think this guy deserves some "special merit".

I sent him my last one*



* my total allocation of these special merits is only 1 and they're replenished at a rate of 1 per 1000000000 nanoseconds so they're much harder to earn.
legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
i hope my post is deserving to receive a merrit  Smiley

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.46049101

Let me get this right:

After getting tagged for selling hyip/ponzi sites/scripts....

...in posts that he has deleted....

...he wants to get merit....

...for promoting a HYP template site....

..that shows people how easy it is to scam people.....  Grin



good day i'm posting my example hyip website for people to learn how it works and how easy it is to SCAM people using this website .

do not invest in HYIP website 99% are SCAM


this is only for learning and awareness

this is my thread on what are needed to make a cheap scam hyip https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5035412.20

this is my sample website anyone can login as admin feel free to tour this website

https://satochi.org
username: admin
password: ramosjake



I think this guy deserves some "special merit".
newbie
Activity: 26
Merit: 2
I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.
  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin. But really,  why is that a turn off for you?  I mean maybe that's where he can post best.
Very GREAT USEFULL POST from Romeoetin and rewarded by honorable person Jet Cash.. Now i know how merit work..
legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
Although I feel comforted to the Jr. Members, Member has no merit. They have become Newbie like me.
But they shouldn't beg for it. If their posts are really good, they will soon receive merit.
Merit is for those who have really devoted discussions on this forum!

In the current situation where there are many jr members and back to newbie including myself is totally not bad at all since in my understanding, the admin and staff really wanted the participants in this forum to at least make deserving and meaningful post that could upgrade into the next level. I consider it as a challenge to become an effective participant and contributor in this prestigious forum.

Have some shame, don't barge into the rewards ceremony directly. You need to shitpost somewhere else and wait for someone to nominate you. This is like me walking onto the stage at Oscars with a VHS tape of my wedding... sheesh.
legendary
Activity: 2296
Merit: 2262
BTC or BUST
Hi thanks for all your response specially to high rank , I post this  because I want to have atleast 1 merit thanks for your support Smiley

I post this just to have merit so that if you think that my Post is helpful you can free to send me some merit because of this  https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/enhanced-newbie-restrictions-requirements-5030366
Thanks for Helping me Smiley

You think they'd research how to get merits a bit, then maybe they'd know better than to directly beg..
newbie
Activity: 280
Merit: 0
In the current situation where there are many jr members and back to newbie including myself is totally not bad at all since in my understanding, the admin and staff really wanted the participants in this forum to at least make deserving and meaningful post that could upgrade into the next level. I consider it as a challenge to become an effective participant and contributor in this prestigious forum.
newbie
Activity: 33
Merit: 0
Although I feel comforted to the Jr. Members, Member has no merit. They have become Newbie like me.
But they shouldn't beg for it. If their posts are really good, they will soon receive merit.
Merit is for those who have really devoted discussions on this forum!
legendary
Activity: 1792
Merit: 1283
I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.  

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit.  Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.  
LOL :'D

You put quite some effort into that post and while I may not fully agree with it, still think it's pretty well written.
You've also have a point, if there were no signature campaigns, there probably wouldn't be any spam.

I'd still prefer to have signature campaigns, but I do also think you need to earn the right to participate in them.

Maybe spend some time on other parts of the forum? If you make a reply like that every time, I have no doubt that you'll eventually rank up.
legendary
Activity: 3136
Merit: 3213
Remembers me on some "Good Project or Great Project" spam posts.

Yes, it's good to get points of merit, for a limited effort and useful to others at the same time, I personally set up the subject in my opinion of the fifth bike

Wonders me that there is nothing like " I watching the Merit Project very strong and its a very good Project , good luck Devs !"  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

LOL
mk4
legendary
Activity: 2870
Merit: 3873
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This guy though, definitely not as good and hilarious as the screenshots OP listed, but I've never saw a merit beggar as demanding as this one.

I need some merit for my work so get me some merit
thanks
Archive URL: https://archive.fo/8Bsv9
legendary
Activity: 3500
Merit: 6981
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I would like to nominate myself for a seat on the Academy, accept the nomination, thank all the plebians, and vote for that gawd-awful post by sinachy that was quoted in the first image:

My husband is a high rank member in this forum and he introduced me to bitcointalk few months back and since joining this forum, I do more of content creation.

This is one of the absolute smelliest pieces of excrement I've ever had the displeasure of exposing my proboscis and retinas to, not just on bitcointalk but on the internet as a whole.  No exaggeration here.
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