The bitcointalk academy awards - best shit-poster fables to obtain merit

bigmaster23

full member

Activity: 518

Merit: 106

WWW.BLOCKCHAIN021.COM

Quote from: suchmoon on September 22, 2018, 10:15:29 PM

Quote from: Adelbertsteiner on September 21, 2018, 10:22:48 PM

Although I feel comforted to the Jr. Members, Member has no merit. They have become Newbie like me.
But they shouldn't beg for it. If their posts are really good, they will soon receive merit.
Merit is for those who have really devoted discussions on this forum!

Quote from: bungutko on September 21, 2018, 11:54:10 PM

In the current situation where there are many jr members and back to newbie including myself is totally not bad at all since in my understanding, the admin and staff really wanted the participants in this forum to at least make deserving and meaningful post that could upgrade into the next level. I consider it as a challenge to become an effective participant and contributor in this prestigious forum.

Have some shame, don't barge into the rewards ceremony directly. You need to shitpost somewhere else and wait for someone to nominate you. This is like me walking onto the stage at Oscars with a VHS tape of my wedding... sheesh.

can't stop myself reading at your comment you must be too old putting up VHS rather than USB or CD

You really made my day.

For these two outstanding space cadet, you can't stop them barge into their own nomination they just want to impress you with well written, re -able comment, thought in an instant.

finaleshot2016

legendary

Activity: 1778

Merit: 1009

Degen in the Space

Quote from: cryptoperkele on October 08, 2018, 08:05:34 AM

This is exactly what i was looking for. I've been trying to figure this out by myself by sending messages to myself with bbcode. If i had any merit i would give it to you because this is so cool what you're doing! Thank you very much.

I just seen this reply and it's really annoying to see some statements "If i had any merits i would give it to you".
You guys know that you don't have any single merits but still giving statements "If i only have.." etc., really close to begging. It's like "please give me merits so i can give you back".

Probably a shitpost, I hope you guys understand what's my point. I already seen a lot of statements like this and it's very irritating.

Uvajaemy_Kit

jr. member

Activity: 104

Merit: 2

i have one, but don't know, it's more funny or sad because it's definitely not sarcasm or trolling. Well:

Hик Caбo, Toн Beйc, Aндpeac Aнтoнoпyлoc... Boт cкaжи мнe, пoчeмy я дoлжeн cлышaть мнeниe этиx чepтeй?? Ктo oни тaкиe?? Oни вcю дopoгy cyщecтвoвaния биткa cтpoят из ceбя cпeцoв (Aндpeac Aнтoнoпyлoc) кoтopыe вce,типa, знaют. A пo cyти oни ни paзy (!) нe yгaдaли дaжe кyдa пoйдeт кypc и к кaким вepшинaм, иx мнeниe знaчит cтoлькo жe, cкoлькo и мoe c вaшим. Boт ceйчac cпpocи чтo ждaть дaльшe и oни тaкиe: нy pocт, нy пpoблeмы ecть, нy... Дa этo любoй тaк cкaжeт. Итoг oдин - oни пpocтo pocпиapeныe oбeзьяны.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.46617315

approximate translation:

Nick Szabo, Tone Vays, Andreas Antonopoulos... Tell me, why the hell should i listen to these assholes?? Who are they? All the time the existence of bitcoin, they depict the "great experts". But in fact, they have never (!) even guessed where the course will go Grin

, to what heights, & their opinion means as much as mine and yours. If you ask them now what to expect next, they will mumble something like:
"well height, well there are problems, well..." Anyone would say that. The conclusion is that these guys just hyped apes.

El duderino_

legendary

Activity: 2688

Merit: 13334

BTC + Crossfit, living life.

please give me merit someone in here, i can't go home my wife's gonna slap-BEAT me if i don't show up with a fat bag of MERIT

gotta be home in a few minutes fuck my life i'm dead man walking

HAHA LOL Roll Eyes

Romeoetin

jr. member

Activity: 240

Merit: 2

Quote from: mulyanah20 on September 24, 2018, 12:02:15 AM

Quote from: Romeoetin on September 20, 2018, 03:27:10 AM

Quote from: Jet Cash on September 20, 2018, 03:17:44 AM

I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

. But really, why is that a turn off for you? I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

Very GREAT USEFULL POST from Romeoetin and rewarded by honorable person Jet Cash.. Now i know how merit work..

LOL. Jealous now aren't we. Just keep trying, you'll be merited someday. I didn't even expect I'll be. Same way a friend of mine got his merit. A VERY RANDOM COMMENT

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: iyke12 on October 02, 2018, 05:05:49 PM

Why make jokes about it all, Well its true we all need merits , but it doesn't make it laughable about. Though most people really stoop low, but shouldn't be a topic for jokes. Someday,sometime if one is really devoted he would definitely earn merits from good posts. Don't make a situation out of your current rank .

If people wander onto a forum set up on Libertarian-ism, Anti-Censorship principles that is primarily about Bitcoin and they post ignorant, stupid comments...

...then they have made themselves absolute fair game to be the subject of ridicule and jokes.... and their posts will be archived, shared and highlighted for future

generations laugh about.

Here is a completely safe place for those hurt by ridicule : I'm hurt by your comments

suchmoon

legendary

Activity: 3654

Merit: 8909

https://bpip.org

Quote from: ?? on ??

Quote from: Jet Cash on September 20, 2018, 03:17:44 AM

I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

Lol, why do I have a feeling you hate cryptocurrency? Grin

Why do I have a feeling you don't know what "cryptocurrency" is? Or forum rules for that matter. Link in my signature, read it.

iyke12

jr. member

Activity: 310

Merit: 1

Probit - Global Asset exchange

Why make jokes about it all, Well its true we all need merits , but it doesn't make it laughable about. Though most people really stoop low, but shouldn't be a topic for jokes. Someday,sometime if one is really devoted he would definitely earn merits from good posts. Don't make a situation out of your current rank .

suchmoon

legendary

Activity: 3654

Merit: 8909

https://bpip.org

Quote from: xtraelv on September 26, 2018, 11:44:37 AM

I think this guy deserves some "special merit".

I sent him my last one^*

^* my total allocation of these special merits is only 1 and they're replenished at a rate of 1 per 1000000000 nanoseconds so they're much harder to earn.

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: jakeramos on September 25, 2018, 05:59:25 AM

i hope my post is deserving to receive a merrit

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.46049101

Let me get this right:

After getting tagged for selling hyip/ponzi sites/scripts....

...in posts that he has deleted....

...he wants to get merit....

...for promoting a HYP template site....

..that shows people how easy it is to scam people..... Grin

Quote from: jakeramos on September 22, 2018, 11:47:21 PM

good day i'm posting my example hyip website for people to learn how it works and how easy it is to SCAM people using this website .

do not invest in HYIP website 99% are SCAM

this is only for learning and awareness

this is my thread on what are needed to make a cheap scam hyip https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5035412.20

this is my sample website anyone can login as admin feel free to tour this website

https://satochi.org
username: admin
password: ramosjake

I think this guy deserves some "special merit".

mulyanah20

newbie

Activity: 26

Merit: 2

Quote from: Romeoetin on September 20, 2018, 03:27:10 AM

Quote from: Jet Cash on September 20, 2018, 03:17:44 AM

I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

. But really, why is that a turn off for you? I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

Very GREAT USEFULL POST from Romeoetin and rewarded by honorable person Jet Cash.. Now i know how merit work..

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/topic-withdrow-5036433

How to make QULITY posts

suchmoon

legendary

Activity: 3654

Merit: 8909

https://bpip.org

Quote from: Adelbertsteiner on September 21, 2018, 10:22:48 PM

Although I feel comforted to the Jr. Members, Member has no merit. They have become Newbie like me.
But they shouldn't beg for it. If their posts are really good, they will soon receive merit.
Merit is for those who have really devoted discussions on this forum!

Quote from: bungutko on September 21, 2018, 11:54:10 PM

In the current situation where there are many jr members and back to newbie including myself is totally not bad at all since in my understanding, the admin and staff really wanted the participants in this forum to at least make deserving and meaningful post that could upgrade into the next level. I consider it as a challenge to become an effective participant and contributor in this prestigious forum.

Have some shame, don't barge into the rewards ceremony directly. You need to shitpost somewhere else and wait for someone to nominate you. This is like me walking onto the stage at Oscars with a VHS tape of my wedding... sheesh.

eddie13

legendary

Activity: 2296

Merit: 2262

BTC or BUST

Quote from: Hesoyam20 on September 18, 2018, 06:56:04 AM

Hi thanks for all your response specially to high rank , I post this because I want to have atleast 1 merit thanks for your support

Quote from: Hesoyam20 on September 17, 2018, 07:59:25 AM

I post this just to have merit so that if you think that my Post is helpful you can free to send me some merit because of this https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/enhanced-newbie-restrictions-requirements-5030366
Thanks for Helping me

You think they'd research how to get merits a bit, then maybe they'd know better than to directly beg..

bungutko

newbie

Activity: 280

Merit: 0

In the current situation where there are many jr members and back to newbie including myself is totally not bad at all since in my understanding, the admin and staff really wanted the participants in this forum to at least make deserving and meaningful post that could upgrade into the next level. I consider it as a challenge to become an effective participant and contributor in this prestigious forum.

Adelbertsteiner

newbie

Activity: 33

Merit: 0

Although I feel comforted to the Jr. Members, Member has no merit. They have become Newbie like me.
But they shouldn't beg for it. If their posts are really good, they will soon receive merit.
Merit is for those who have really devoted discussions on this forum!

eternalgloom

legendary

Activity: 1792

Merit: 1283

Quote from: room237 on September 19, 2018, 10:27:04 PM

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit. Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.

LOL :'D

You put quite some effort into that post and while I may not fully agree with it, still think it's pretty well written.
You've also have a point, if there were no signature campaigns, there probably wouldn't be any spam.

I'd still prefer to have signature campaigns, but I do also think you need to earn the right to participate in them.

Maybe spend some time on other parts of the forum? If you make a reply like that every time, I have no doubt that you'll eventually rank up.

Lafu

legendary

Activity: 3136

Merit: 3213

Remembers me on some "Good Project or Great Project" spam posts.

Quote from: Malmoun on September 21, 2018, 10:24:33 AM

Yes, it's good to get points of merit, for a limited effort and useful to others at the same time, I personally set up the subject in my opinion of the fifth bike

Wonders me that there is nothing like " I watching the Merit Project very strong and its a very good Project , good luck Devs !" Cheesy

LOL

mk4

legendary

Activity: 2870

Merit: 3873

Paldo.io 🤖

This guy though, definitely not as good and hilarious as the screenshots OP listed, but I've never saw a merit beggar as demanding as this one.

Quote from: ?? on ??

I need some merit for my work so get me some merit
thanks

Archive URL: https://archive.fo/8Bsv9

The Sceptical Chymist

legendary

Activity: 3528

Merit: 7005

Top Crypto Casino

I would like to nominate myself for a seat on the Academy, accept the nomination, thank all the plebians, and vote for that gawd-awful post by sinachy that was quoted in the first image:

Quote from: sinachy on September 19, 2018, 02:58:54 PM

My husband is a high rank member in this forum and he introduced me to bitcointalk few months back and since joining this forum, I do more of content creation.

This is one of the absolute smelliest pieces of excrement I've ever had the displeasure of exposing my proboscis and retinas to, not just on bitcointalk but on the internet as a whole. No exaggeration here.

mk4

legendary

Activity: 2870

Merit: 3873

Paldo.io 🤖

Come on now ladies and gentlemen! We need more screenshots! I won't allow this thread to die down. This is too precious to ignore. 😂

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: Jet Cash on September 20, 2018, 03:35:37 AM

Quote from: Romeoetin on September 20, 2018, 03:27:10 AM

But really, why is that a turn off for you? I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

I gave you a merit for that. It made me stop and think that my action is counter-productive. I'm not against the alt boards, after all, I've got them on ignore. What I am opposed to are the bounty hunters who infest the main boards with low value spam. If we can persuade the alt posters to stay on their own boards, then that is beneficial to the forum in my opinion.

I've given it a bit of leeway and not been too fussy on giving merit to newbies - looking for a reason to give it rather than looking for reasons not to give it. As long as they don't appear to be just bounty report posters or low quality posters I have ranked some up. Hopefully encouraging them to improve their post quality. I do check all their post history.

But I also have no intention to set a record and get on this list: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit;stats=topsendban

Romeoetin

jr. member

Activity: 240

Merit: 2

Quote from: Jet Cash on September 20, 2018, 03:35:37 AM

Quote from: Romeoetin on September 20, 2018, 03:27:10 AM

But really, why is that a turn off for you? I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

I gave you a merit for that. It made me stop and think that my action is counter-productive. I'm not against the alt boards, after all, I've got them on ignore. What I am opposed to are the bounty hunters who infest the main boards with low value spam. If we can persuade the alt posters to stay on their own boards, then that is beneficial to the forum in my opinion.

yes, hopefully this new restrictions will increase post quality and reduce spam on this forum.

Thanks for the Merit. Really appreciated Wink

Jet Cash

legendary

Activity: 2814

Merit: 2472

https://JetCash.com

Quote from: Romeoetin on September 20, 2018, 03:27:10 AM

But really, why is that a turn off for you? I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

I gave you a merit for that. It made me stop and think that my action is counter-productive. I'm not against the alt boards, after all, I've got them on ignore. What I am opposed to are the bounty hunters who infest the main boards with low value spam. If we can persuade the alt posters to stay on their own boards, then that is beneficial to the forum in my opinion.

Romeoetin

jr. member

Activity: 240

Merit: 2

Quote from: Jet Cash on September 20, 2018, 03:17:44 AM

I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

. But really, why is that a turn off for you? I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

Jet Cash

legendary

Activity: 2814

Merit: 2472

https://JetCash.com

I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

darklus123

hero member

Activity: 1246

Merit: 588

This person is almost crying just to get his favor. So I think he also deserves a good nomination from it.

I loving this idea as there will be more nomination as days will pass by.

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Not Fan of Merit Point System

Quote from: dylanarora789 on September 20, 2018, 12:01:22 AM

Government announce illegal due to peoples losing their money due to scams and frauds and bitcoin makes heaven for scammers.

Quote from: dylanarora789 on September 19, 2018, 11:59:26 PM

You are not the only one who bankrupt a lot others also has the same situation. This is because you follow the hype and do not research properly that is why you bankrupt otherwise peoples are still making money.

I have no idea why he has no merit. These are the two posts I found that are not bounty reports.

When your alt farm becomes noobs

TMAN

legendary

Activity: 1414

Merit: 1808

Exchange Bitcoin quickly-https://blockchain.com.do

Quote from: xtraelv on September 19, 2018, 11:56:14 PM

I will create a poll once the Merit begging dies down. Grin

Do the poll now, before the fucks buy a single merit so they can vote on it!

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: mk4 on September 19, 2018, 10:24:35 PM

Hahahaha this I will definitely follow. You probably have to have to switch from the image screenshots to using quotes instead though. You're going to need more space on your thread. Tongue

Also, I got you a better logo. You're welcome.

Use the height=450 tag for a better not-so-big image size

Code:

[center][img height=450]https://i.imgur.com/b3D1wwF.png[/img][/center]

LOL - I will update the logo !

Quote from: darklus123 on September 19, 2018, 10:43:57 PM

Quote from: room237 on September 19, 2018, 10:27:04 PM

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit. Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.

Take it easy, you are just being nominated. I love your post tho we are just all tired of that certain post of how to blah2 something. If you really care about stopping this shit posting then start acting (report moderately). A post confession will for me never help solve the issue. By that I would like to vote for this guy @xtraelv please count in my vote to this guy thanks!

I will create a poll once the Merit begging dies down. Grin

darklus123

hero member

Activity: 1246

Merit: 588

Quote from: room237 on September 19, 2018, 10:27:04 PM

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit. Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.

Take it easy, you are just being nominated. I love your post tho we are just all tired of that certain post of how to blah2 something. If you really care about stopping this shit posting then start acting (report moderately). A post confession will for me never help solve the issue. By that I would like to vote for this guy @xtraelv please count in my vote to this guy thanks!

room237

jr. member

Activity: 147

Merit: 2

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit. Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.

mk4

legendary

Activity: 2870

Merit: 3873

Paldo.io 🤖

Hahahaha this I will definitely follow. You probably have to have to switch from the image screenshots to using quotes instead though. You're going to need more space on your thread. Tongue

Also, I got you a better logo. You're welcome.

Use the height=450 tag for a better not-so-big image size

Code:

[center][img height=450]https://i.imgur.com/b3D1wwF.png[/img][/center]

HiDevin

member

Activity: 226

Merit: 30

so.. hru?

room237 does make a good point though. " You can't cry about shitty posts when you allow 500 projects to pay people on your forum for making shitty posts. "

Soon the campaign managers are going to require each post under their original post to have their signature linked to it. Grin

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

I thought I'd start this collection before some of them get banned or have their content deleted.

Meta is in a sad state and will be for a while. This is a collection of the posts that will make you smile again.

The ruses, fables and sob stories for merit:

Logo courtesy of mjglqw

Please post entries in the following format:

Marital issues caused by bitcointalk.

Confession to sins.

Banned for plagiarism. 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)

Praise the system ! - If I say it is the best and tell them what I think they want to hear I might get some lucky merit.

Words from a shitposter with over 500 posts and no merit

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