Considering all the crypto news around satoshi today I'll commemorate it by reviving the church of satoshi thread ha-ha
http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/profile/SatoshiNakamoto
Topic: The Church of Satoshi and Latter Day Coins - page 2. (Read 7534 times)
Ladies, Gents and Pirates,
Welcome to the ministryofbitcoin.com
In Crypto We Trust
This weeks hymn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qooBzE2w
Welcome to the ministryofbitcoin.com
In Crypto We Trust
This weeks hymn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qooBzE2w
hail Satoshi. 
this is a praiseworthy initiative
I'm going to brush up tonight and watch Life ofBrian Satoshi
I'm going to brush up tonight and watch Life of
Don't worry, guys - I got this:
Genesis Block 1:1
The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks
Later on in blockchain:
[A bunch of .onion links to kiddy porn sites]
Where oh where did we go wrong, great Satoshi?
Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.
Genesis Block 1:1
The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks
Later on in blockchain:
[A bunch of .onion links to kiddy porn sites]
Where oh where did we go wrong, great Satoshi?
+2 And nice needs a Hail Satoshi xd
Don't worry, guys - I got this:
Genesis Block 1:1
The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks
Later on in blockchain:
[A bunch of .onion links to kiddy porn sites]
Where oh where did we go wrong, great Satoshi?
Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.
Genesis Block 1:1
The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks
Later on in blockchain:
[A bunch of .onion links to kiddy porn sites]
Where oh where did we go wrong, great Satoshi?
All of you are late on paying your tithing to me the bishop. 10% or go to hell.
Allahu Bitbar!
Calls Archbishop and lets their be a battle for the Pope of Latter Day Coins
Would anyone be interested in starting a "Church of Development". Where "god" is "the future", and we worship by making it better. Basically just a developmental coin charity that religiously works towards the future.
I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/church-of-development-213405
If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony
Thanks, but my demons are quite healthy enough as it is.
vow of poverty anyone?
Would anyone be interested in starting a "Church of Development". Where "god" is "the future", and we worship by making it better. Basically just a developmental coin charity that religiously works towards the future.
I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/church-of-development-213405
If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony
I'm sure people have noticed how eerily similar to religion Bitcoin is becoming. The mythical founder, the email disciples, the followers. This message board as a proto-bible of texts, the wiki and the churches efforts to consolidate a one-true-book. The false prophet of Real Solid, the breakway protestants of Litecoin and the cults of BBQ, IO,IX..... the small monastery of Dev coin. Our prayers to Satoshi in the form of mining- doing Satoshis' work, The Charlaten of Pirate. And of course- the eternal blockchain. The collective memory of our entire universe.
So why doesn't someone just do it already- and register the Church of Satoshi? There is certainly enough philosophy here.
So why doesn't someone just do it already- and register the Church of Satoshi? There is certainly enough philosophy here.
How does one become ordained?
You could get ordained on the Universal Life Church website. They don't care what religion you are
I'm a registered minister
Dear internet: You are awesome.
My translation may be a little off. Crypto isn't my native tongue.
Crypto BTC:23
The Blockchain is my shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh me to mine in green pastures:
It leadeth me beside the pool miners.
It restoreth my wallet:
It leadeth me in the paths of ASICS for his name's sake.
Yea, though I browse through the virtual valley of crypto,
I will fear no ponzies:
for thou art with me;
thy algorithm and thy license they comfort me.
Thou preparest a market before me in the presence of mine bankster:
thou anointest my head with ideas;
my buffer runneth over.
Surely Blockchain and rewards shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of the Satoshi for ever.
Crypto BTC:23
The Blockchain is my shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh me to mine in green pastures:
It leadeth me beside the pool miners.
It restoreth my wallet:
It leadeth me in the paths of ASICS for his name's sake.
Yea, though I browse through the virtual valley of crypto,
I will fear no ponzies:
for thou art with me;
thy algorithm and thy license they comfort me.
Thou preparest a market before me in the presence of mine bankster:
thou anointest my head with ideas;
my buffer runneth over.
Surely Blockchain and rewards shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of the Satoshi for ever.
I suggest we get the story straight so that we're all on the same white page.
Centuries ago, Maria tricked Bruno, the virgin, ...
Centuries ago, Maria tricked Bruno, the virgin, ...
I guess that me being the oldest miner, makes me Santa Maria then.
Santa Maria.
Santa Maria.
Wait, are you Satoshi? Or are you saying that you're over 80?
How it all began.
I guess that me being the oldest miner, makes me Santa Maria then.
Santa Maria.
Santa Maria.
Tablets were a little dusty.
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