Topic: The Holy Order of the F@#ker Baron (Read 612 times)
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(This post is reserved for keeping the full list of all THOFB [which is omitted from now and onwards if the context is obvious])
HGM Zechariah of Tavastia-rpietila-CK, 70, AOK-GM, OD-GM, AOD-Gen4, etc., etc(x3)
HM, Crichton, King of CK, 20, Protecterate of Plath, Lord of Essu, Weilder of Vengeance, Searcher of Dragons, ect.
HGM Zechariah of Tavastia-rpietila-CK, 70, AOK-GM, OD-GM, AOD-Gen4, etc., etc(x3)
HM, Crichton, King of CK, 20, Protecterate of Plath, Lord of Essu, Weilder of Vengeance, Searcher of Dragons, ect.
Grandmaster of the order (above^) Decision:
1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!
2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game often, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.
Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.
1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!
2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game often, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.
Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.
^^How this thread came to be.
TRANSFER THOFB20 1 owner self may be effected by anyone who thinks he cannot keep the thread clean alone, especially without the self-moderator privileges that only reside on BCT:generalizethis, unless the latter one can extend the privileges to the former.
(Blue is GM (Grandmaster) text as usual.)
Grandmaster of the order (above^) Decision:
1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!
2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.
Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.
1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!
2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.
Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.
^^How this thread came to be.
Self-moderated thread designated to all things of the Order.
[#21, Mon 9:22-11:27, Throne]
LIFE
can be considered to be
endless
fucking... ... (ahhh... mmmmmmm) ... aand -
that's because:
a 'thought'
used to be - and will be -
called (a)
'fuck'
from now on,
and forevermore, Amen (and the other dudes in there and everywhere (I don't care as long as sign is respect, or even then if I don't pay attention)).
[/ode1]
The Baron, being 'Bossner Baron' - which is not even recognised by Crypto Kingdom and the Fount of Honor in there (that not being a problem since he will be promoted soon, after some STO-polarised play) - deigns to set up an Order of his own, called:
§1 The Order can be awarded in 7 classes, so that higher number is higher class (item_id given,'x' indicates the position of any alphanumeric string to differentiate the items in each Class, each one of which is unique):
THOFB7x Baron Grandmaster
THOFB6x Baron Emperor
THOFB5x Baron King
THOFB4x Baron Duke
THOFB3x Baron Prince
THOFB2x Baron Marquis
THOFB1x Baron Earl
§2 Zechariah gets 1*THOFB7.
§3 The item details of any THOFBx item can be decided by the owner at his cost (in IC, CKG/CKS, etc) and effort (fucks given).
§4 When Zechariah notices that a unique item with the following details is in his MyItems, he'll seek to fulfil the creator's reasonable wishes expressible and expressed in between [] in the CREATE item_id amount recipient [message].
THOFB70 - Description: A 100-mL 'thick slightly smoked glass' flat rectangular bottle of Versace OUD NOIR, opened.
History: Item was first given a fuck when Zechariah bought it in the Very Ancient times (ask for details, not remember right now). Presently the Order is in semi-active use as Zechariah's fragrance in Universe::::ThroneRoom.
Special Rules: (none)
§5 To cover the cost of making the unique items, each class gets a stipend for the cost. The recipient of the stipend must self cause the transaction (the Baron does not give a fuck about money as long as he has some).
Stipend Amounts:
THOFB7x ....... 1,000,000,000,000 [not possible to award these yet due to the difficulty of having all M in existence, sorry about that]
THOFB6x ...... 100,000,000,000
THOFB5x ..... 10,000,000,000
THOFB4x .... 1,000,000,000
THOFB3x ... 100,000,000
THOFB2x .. 10,000,000
THOFB1x . 1,000,000
[You may not cause the TRANSFER M amount 1 owner before the unique item exists in the same way as the one in §4, the main difference being that the owner is you instead of Zechariah]
§6 GM decides who is awarded the Order and how, etc(x4).
#1 Ode: to Bossner Baron
LIFE
can be considered to be
endless
fucking... ... (ahhh... mmmmmmm) ... aand -
that's because:
a 'thought'
used to be - and will be -
called (a)
'fuck'
from now on,
and forevermore, Amen (and the other dudes in there and everywhere (I don't care as long as sign is respect, or even then if I don't pay attention)).
[/ode1]
The Baron, being 'Bossner Baron' - which is not even recognised by Crypto Kingdom and the Fount of Honor in there (that not being a problem since he will be promoted soon, after some STO-polarised play) - deigns to set up an Order of his own, called:
The Holy Order of the Fucker Baron
- rare 20pt text used to indicate the importance, although the Order is not incorporated to CK yet, pending King's permission and Mooo to New/Create the Items mentioned to their owners being mentioned -
§1 The Order can be awarded in 7 classes, so that higher number is higher class (item_id given,'x' indicates the position of any alphanumeric string to differentiate the items in each Class, each one of which is unique):
THOFB7x Baron Grandmaster
THOFB6x Baron Emperor
THOFB5x Baron King
THOFB4x Baron Duke
THOFB3x Baron Prince
THOFB2x Baron Marquis
THOFB1x Baron Earl
§2 Zechariah gets 1*THOFB7.
§3 The item details of any THOFBx item can be decided by the owner at his cost (in IC, CKG/CKS, etc) and effort (fucks given).
§4 When Zechariah notices that a unique item with the following details is in his MyItems, he'll seek to fulfil the creator's reasonable wishes expressible and expressed in between [] in the CREATE item_id amount recipient [message].
THOFB70 - Description: A 100-mL 'thick slightly smoked glass' flat rectangular bottle of Versace OUD NOIR, opened.
History: Item was first given a fuck when Zechariah bought it in the Very Ancient times (ask for details, not remember right now). Presently the Order is in semi-active use as Zechariah's fragrance in Universe::::ThroneRoom.
Special Rules: (none)
§5 To cover the cost of making the unique items, each class gets a stipend for the cost. The recipient of the stipend must self cause the transaction (the Baron does not give a fuck about money as long as he has some).
Stipend Amounts:
THOFB7x ....... 1,000,000,000,000 [not possible to award these yet due to the difficulty of having all M in existence, sorry about that]
THOFB6x ...... 100,000,000,000
THOFB5x ..... 10,000,000,000
THOFB4x .... 1,000,000,000
THOFB3x ... 100,000,000
THOFB2x .. 10,000,000
THOFB1x . 1,000,000
[You may not cause the TRANSFER M amount 1 owner before the unique item exists in the same way as the one in §4, the main difference being that the owner is you instead of Zechariah]
§6 GM decides who is awarded the Order and how, etc(x4).
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