My Lame Limerick Trio, in honor of The Marquess Loaf on his special achievement:
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There once was a market for CAN,
Its wisdom improved every man.
Then came four and twenty,
with decupling a-plenty,
the CAN market soon hit the fan.
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I dreamt once of a Great Moth,
Who feasted upon my poor cloth.
I was naked and broke,
That moth was no joke.
When I find him I’ll make insect broth.
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There once was a Marquess of Bread,
He followed gold coins where they led.
He would deal and coerce
to fill up his purse.
The prices are best left unsaid.
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Congrats Loaf!
Topic: The Holier Order of the F@#ker Baron (Loafy Discussion) (Read 1263 times)
Thanks for the Art(TM)! Please provide player IDs as I am lazy 
In the Old Town, Steppenwolfson stands over the ruins of what was once his father's music shop.
"Looks like something survived the quake" he says, as he picks up The old Shop Sign.
"Lets see what else did" he mutters as he starts to work, lifting the rubble.
He knew well the building's plans, he recals fondly the time spent in the shop as a child, before being sent abroad to study.
His goal was to reach the workshop, at the ground level.
It took him the better part of a day before he finally found what he was looking for.
He had uncovered the family Luthier Table.
Better yet, it survived the earthquake almost intact! He would have to come back another day to retrieve it, as it was almost night.
"I promise you father, to rebuild your shop, and let or your music be heard again in CK!" he proclaimed heartfelt.
Reaching for his most prized possession, his father's Lute, he consumed CAN 100 and started to play one of his favorite songs by his father:
https://flowscr.bandcamp.com/track/a-song-gently-swirls-the-princes-halls
"Looks like something survived the quake" he says, as he picks up The old Shop Sign.
"Lets see what else did" he mutters as he starts to work, lifting the rubble.
He knew well the building's plans, he recals fondly the time spent in the shop as a child, before being sent abroad to study.
His goal was to reach the workshop, at the ground level.
It took him the better part of a day before he finally found what he was looking for.
He had uncovered the family Luthier Table.
Better yet, it survived the earthquake almost intact! He would have to come back another day to retrieve it, as it was almost night.
"I promise you father, to rebuild your shop, and let or your music be heard again in CK!" he proclaimed heartfelt.
Reaching for his most prized possession, his father's Lute, he consumed CAN 100 and started to play one of his favorite songs by his father:
https://flowscr.bandcamp.com/track/a-song-gently-swirls-the-princes-halls
Lyrical Rhapsody you say? I wish to use this opportunity to introduce everyone to the Legendary Lemon Camel. A magnificent beast, long lost to the world.
Without further ado, a half-assed epic:
Edit: This item refers to the Lemon Camel https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/JWL-42 and the story above is one of the many which talk about it.
Without further ado, a half-assed epic:
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Once upon a time,
In a faraway land,
There was a wee little man
Who traveled across sand.
This wee little man,
Like so many others,
Was quite a bigly fan
Of dromadery camels.
He watched them, he pet them, he rode them...
It was all just so enjoyable.
But this was not enough for one like him;
No. It was not enough at all.
For in his travels, the wee man found
That a legendary camel existed,
In an even more distant land;
A camel extraordinarily exquisite.
He had heard so much, but knew so little.
The wee man was at an impasse.
The search for knowledge was all but fickle...
Still, through the unknown he must pass.
He read many books,
He searched through scrolls,
He explored nooks,
And questioned trolls.
Alas, not many answers
Could be gained
For all the questions
He had attained.
The wee little man, all he could find,
Was a peculiar lemony connection.
And although he was still in a bind,
At least he found some direction.
The ancients said the camel was glorious,
Smart and gentle, unlike any other.
Still finding more was quite laborious,
Yet, for him, it was no bother.
Then one day, he finally found it!
The missing piece to his life's puzzle.
Oh, the conclusions were all but splendid,
Found on a tablet among ancient rubble.
It was the Lemon Camel,
For centuries elusive.
An exceptional animal,
Of lemony goodness.
It smells of lemons,
Lemons are its hump,
It even sits on lemons,
With its bottom so plump.
One thing after another, the tablet explained,
That made the Lemon Camel seem like the greatest.
Only a single matter, after all remained:
Where one must go to end such a quest.
The only thing said that might give a hint
Was that it roamed free, by water surrounded,
And laid down to rest under palm tree tint
Which leads one to think of a tropical island.
As such, the wee man, went out to explore
Out far and out wide, away from the sand.
T'was not much to go on, but it was no bore
Scouring the ocean for The Great Lemon Island.
T'was not meant to be
For the wee little man
As unfortunately he
Was not heard from again.
But maybe one day
Someone will be able
To return and say
They've found the Lemon Camel!
In a faraway land,
There was a wee little man
Who traveled across sand.
This wee little man,
Like so many others,
Was quite a bigly fan
Of dromadery camels.
He watched them, he pet them, he rode them...
It was all just so enjoyable.
But this was not enough for one like him;
No. It was not enough at all.
For in his travels, the wee man found
That a legendary camel existed,
In an even more distant land;
A camel extraordinarily exquisite.
He had heard so much, but knew so little.
The wee man was at an impasse.
The search for knowledge was all but fickle...
Still, through the unknown he must pass.
He read many books,
He searched through scrolls,
He explored nooks,
And questioned trolls.
Alas, not many answers
Could be gained
For all the questions
He had attained.
The wee little man, all he could find,
Was a peculiar lemony connection.
And although he was still in a bind,
At least he found some direction.
The ancients said the camel was glorious,
Smart and gentle, unlike any other.
Still finding more was quite laborious,
Yet, for him, it was no bother.
Then one day, he finally found it!
The missing piece to his life's puzzle.
Oh, the conclusions were all but splendid,
Found on a tablet among ancient rubble.
It was the Lemon Camel,
For centuries elusive.
An exceptional animal,
Of lemony goodness.
It smells of lemons,
Lemons are its hump,
It even sits on lemons,
With its bottom so plump.
One thing after another, the tablet explained,
That made the Lemon Camel seem like the greatest.
Only a single matter, after all remained:
Where one must go to end such a quest.
The only thing said that might give a hint
Was that it roamed free, by water surrounded,
And laid down to rest under palm tree tint
Which leads one to think of a tropical island.
As such, the wee man, went out to explore
Out far and out wide, away from the sand.
T'was not much to go on, but it was no bore
Scouring the ocean for The Great Lemon Island.
T'was not meant to be
For the wee little man
As unfortunately he
Was not heard from again.
But maybe one day
Someone will be able
To return and say
They've found the Lemon Camel!
Edit: This item refers to the Lemon Camel https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/JWL-42 and the story above is one of the many which talk about it.
Marquess Loaf
"The Count of CAN"
--- Presents ---
An Intermission to the Eternal FuckFest(TM)
{As in, continuous sexual ecstasy until the heat death of the universe.}
{Though allowing for customary refractory periods as established by biology, actuarial analysis, and consumables intake.}
A Lyrical Rhapsody & ***BILLION M*** Giveaway
And Celebration of the "Loafenhodl Complete Gold Coin Collection"
[To prepare, all readers CONSUME 1000 CAN and listen to music.]
[CONSUME 1000 CAN once more and continue listening.]
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Good citizens of the Kingdom, we present to you perhaps the only extant and complete gold coin collection as of 1671...
[Citizens, please confirm if any other complete gold coin collections exist.]
Holding at least one of each gold coin from 1400 [CR1400E: CR 5 CKG gold coin from 1400 (inauguration of the game)] to the last issuance in 1650 [GCC1650E: Gold Coin Collector (1650 Winner)], the "Loafenhodl Complete Gold Coin Collection" will remain with House Loaf through time eternal (or until bids become so outlandish as to require dumping)...
To celebrate personally, one hundred "100 CKG trade gold bars" were purchased by Marquess Loaf.
However, upon reflection (and much CAN) I have realized that it is only through the gracious and generous will of others that this contingent universe can even exist. In a dream, phrases and images bubbled to the surface...
Did the semicoductor always exist in the silicon?
How many written works were housed in graphite?
Were cat videos planned by the universe from the start?
Let us take a moment to reflect and - better yet - let me pay you to reflect on our humble spreadsheet-based world.
***10,000,000 M (10mil M) Per Submission***
Not the groveling sort of submit, but rather, a brief (or even long) creative work on some aspect of this, our "Crypto Kingdom."
An ode to the alluring enrapture of CAN?
A diatribe on depository shares?
General CK-related FUCKery?
All are aspects of art and are welcome!!!
Only one paid submission per user. Please no bots or multiple accounts. Let's spread the Love(TM). Please post your work of Art(TM) in the following thread and include your Player ID:
The Holier Order of the F@#ker Baron
Join us!
Beyond the 10,000,000 M (10mil M), there will also be top 3 prizes for the "best" submissions. Of course, art is subjective, but it is clear some forms of art take more time than others.
Grand Prize: 100,000,000 M (100mil M)
Not-So-Grand Prize: 50,000,000 M (50mil M)
Not-So-Grand [But Still Okay] Prize: 25,000,000 M (25mil M)
Not-So-Grand Prize: 50,000,000 M (50mil M)
Not-So-Grand [But Still Okay] Prize: 25,000,000 M (25mil M)
We now return to your regularly scheduled and eternal FuckFest(TM)...enjoy!
Let us Pray brothers of the Holier Order of the F@#ker Baron.
I would like you to rehearse the gospel of Luke 11:1-4 with me brothers and sisters.
You see, GOD delivers us from EVIL! GOD is the most RIGHTEOUS upon HIGH! GOD gives us our daily BREAD!
and what does God want from us in return? TO MANIFEST HIS KINGDOM ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN! Rejoice, for it is your DUTY to make Earth like Heaven! I think we would all like a little bit of heaven.
FORGIVE your debtors. FORGIVE Mark Karpeles! FORGIVE Paul Vernon! PRAY that their sins may be redeemed in the eyes of our Lord for that, that brothers and sisters, that is the way of Heaven.
I would like you to rehearse the gospel of Luke 11:1-4 with me brothers and sisters.
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And when you pray, do not babble on like pagans, for they think that by their many words they will be heard. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask Him.
So then, this is how you should pray:
‘Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be Your name,
Your kingdom come,
Your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors;
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one.’
So then, this is how you should pray:
‘Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be Your name,
Your kingdom come,
Your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors;
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one.’
You see, GOD delivers us from EVIL! GOD is the most RIGHTEOUS upon HIGH! GOD gives us our daily BREAD!
and what does God want from us in return? TO MANIFEST HIS KINGDOM ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN! Rejoice, for it is your DUTY to make Earth like Heaven! I think we would all like a little bit of heaven.
FORGIVE your debtors. FORGIVE Mark Karpeles! FORGIVE Paul Vernon! PRAY that their sins may be redeemed in the eyes of our Lord for that, that brothers and sisters, that is the way of Heaven.
[#37, 7.7.1670, Throne]
Listen to Music.
As 99 days (about half) is left, Zechariah gives a FUCK to read the instructions. "They are there to help me in succeeding in my mission", Zechariah thinks, adding: ", and there are no girls, so it's better to work now and look the girls into the eye when they present themselves.
About 7777.
Listen to Music.
As 99 days (about half) is left, Zechariah gives a FUCK to read the instructions. "They are there to help me in succeeding in my mission", Zechariah thinks, adding: ", and there are no girls, so it's better to work now and look the girls into the eye when they present themselves.
About 7777.
MOAR Wisdom!
Stupid image nazis at bitcointalk are jerks
Just ask and you shall receive! To GIVE is the best of life!
Stupid image nazis at bitcointalk are jerks
I AM (TM) speaks!
I AM GM.
We are many AM/TM/.. but not many GM. (Whoever else says 'I AM GM' needs to prove it to [me, my hand], grading: MGM.)
Bookmarked.
Hark! The original [100% cotton blend; accept no imitations] I AM (TM) speaks!
We have doubled the bread output for full frontal yeast; brace for impact!
fucking shit forum won't let me post images
I have no idea what's going on in these threads... Is it some weird LARPing or some shit ?
Before additional requests, please edit your previous response as this is now the HOLIER Order of the F@#ker Baron!
Grandmaster of the order (above^) Decision:
1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!
2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.
Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.
1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!
2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.
Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.
^^Your daily dose of Risto-alin (TM) brand wisdom!
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