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Topic: The One True God: Satoshi Nakamoto - page 2. (Read 6341 times)

legendary
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lose: unfind ... loose: untight
October 22, 2013, 11:56:05 PM
#32
We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?

Don't be daft, PG. You know we already have one, right?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22bitcoin+jesus%22
newbie
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October 22, 2013, 10:51:46 PM
#31
Gavin is definitely Pope - He's even wearing all white now

https://i.imgur.com/IrJAF2O.jpg
legendary
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October 22, 2013, 05:08:31 PM
#30
Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic Roll Eyes

in the western world it is already religion. so we are too late.


(but this topic should be seen as an ironic topic in my opinion.)

Indeed 
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
October 22, 2013, 04:44:19 PM
#29
Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic Roll Eyes

in the western world it is already religion. so we are too late.


(but this topic should be seen as an ironic topic in my opinion.)
copper member
Activity: 3948
Merit: 2201
Verified awesomeness ✔
October 22, 2013, 12:32:44 PM
#28
This is good!
I like that people are making this about God.
This means BTC will be the "one world currency" mentioned in the book of Revelation
Now all we need, maybe in 5 - 10 years, is for one powerful man to appear, who will require us to etch our private key into our forehead or wrists, and we're in business!
Bible:  "Nobody will be able to buy or sell without this mark.  It is the mark of the beast."
Once all this goes down, then Jesus comes back and we see a big fight between the antichrist and christ!
At least life wont be so boring anymore.  Bring on the Apocalypse!

Is Satoshi the Antichrist?  

I mean now that all my obese, ignorant fellow white people have decided that Obama isn't ... ?

We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?
Sure. Why not. I will just drop out of school, gather some people to follow me and travel around the world talking about Bitcoin and feeding homeless people with physical Bitcoins.
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 22, 2013, 12:31:33 PM
#27
This is good!
I like that people are making this about God.
This means BTC will be the "one world currency" mentioned in the book of Revelation
Now all we need, maybe in 5 - 10 years, is for one powerful man to appear, who will require us to etch our private key into our forehead or wrists, and we're in business!
Bible:  "Nobody will be able to buy or sell without this mark.  It is the mark of the beast."
Once all this goes down, then Jesus comes back and we see a big fight between the antichrist and christ!
At least life wont be so boring anymore.  Bring on the Apocalypse!

Is Satoshi the Antichrist?  

I mean now that all my obese, ignorant fellow white people have decided that Obama isn't ... ?

We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?
hero member
Activity: 924
Merit: 1001
October 22, 2013, 12:25:46 PM
#26
This is good!
I like that people are making this about God.
This means BTC will be the "one world currency" mentioned in the book of Revelation
Now all we need, maybe in 5 - 10 years, is for one powerful man to appear, who will require us to etch our private key into our forehead or wrists, and we're in business!
Bible:  "Nobody will be able to buy or sell without this mark.  It is the mark of the beast."
Once all this goes down, then Jesus comes back and we see a big fight between the antichrist and christ!
At least life wont be so boring anymore.  Bring on the Apocalypse!

Is Satoshi the Antichrist?  

I mean now that all my obese, ignorant fellow white people have decided that Obama isn't ... ?
hero member
Activity: 662
Merit: 545
October 22, 2013, 11:08:21 AM
#25

Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.

Classic!
sr. member
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Merit: 250
October 22, 2013, 11:01:33 AM
#24
I've just written a prayer .....

Our Satoshi, which art in hiding
Hallowed be thy name
Thy protocol done
Wallets will come
On clients as they are on paper
Give us this day our daily Bitcoin
And forgive us our speculation
As we forgive those who use silk road
And lead us not into no confirmation
But deliver us from fiat
For thine is the blockchain, the power and the glory
For ever and ever

Amen




What do you think?


You win the internet today.
sr. member
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October 22, 2013, 10:45:50 AM
#23
Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic Roll Eyes

It's better than Santa Claus being a religion or whatever people believe in now.

We can't turn your water in to wine but we can turn you government paper in to digital gold! Bam!

Get me some snakes I want to speak in tongues
legendary
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Fill Your Barrel with Bitcoins!
October 22, 2013, 10:44:13 AM
#22
Bitcoin is cool and all, but not that cool.
legendary
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October 22, 2013, 10:36:50 AM
#21
Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic Roll Eyes
sr. member
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October 22, 2013, 10:34:51 AM
#20
Can we register the first church of bitcoin and apply for tax-exempt status?
copper member
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October 22, 2013, 10:34:19 AM
#19
What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.

Can I suggest "Anon"?
Nice... all in favor?
Aye.
legendary
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October 22, 2013, 10:27:00 AM
#18
What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.

Can I suggest "Anon"?
Nice... all in favor?
full member
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Provider of Bitcoin products and services
October 22, 2013, 10:26:11 AM
#17
What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.

Can I suggest "Anon"?
legendary
Activity: 1268
Merit: 1006
October 22, 2013, 09:44:37 AM
#16
What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.
sr. member
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Merit: 250
October 22, 2013, 09:33:55 AM
#15
lol love it. Reserved.

Maybe this is the start of the bitcoin religion.

hope we have no hypocrassy and dual faces here just heaven of bitcoiners anonymous and gamblers allowed here  Cheesy
legendary
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October 22, 2013, 09:28:05 AM
#14
alms for the poor


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sr. member
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October 22, 2013, 08:03:50 AM
#13
The church of sahoshi  Cheesy
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