Topic: The return of Satoshi (Read 5048 times)

@Micon

Exactly the sort of thing I was hoping for 

That was awesome.

Ente

best post of the week! this should be made a series !

This was fucking epic dude. Esp. the "hack politics" bit.

Satoshi Gives Satoshi Takes

Say your prayers and hope bitcoin will set us free from debt slavery

enjoyed reading this

Satoshi is Cartman's mom.

ok i think the OP wanted something like this:

The year is 2023, bitcoin price fluctuations are a thing of the past.  Sure the price will move up or down vs. the USD by a few hundred dollars each day, but with 1 btc being normalized to over $50k USD, the price fluctuations are fractions of a %.

Satoshi's 1.8M coins are now worth around $90B making him, her, or it, the richest entity in the world.  Much speculation about Satoshi's large, personal, trackable crypto-wealth swirled for over a decade, as the coins mined by Satoshi have never moved.  Some speculated that the private keys were destroyed and those 1.8M coins should be thought of as "out of circulation," increasing scarcity.

But the world would never have guessed the return would be so epic.  All of the sudden, the coins began to move.  First a few million to a new bitcoin address.  The transaction contained a message "I have returned to help" and it was signed by Satoshi's original PGP key.  Holy shit he was back.  Efforts to trace the origin & recipient of the transaction remain a mystery.

The following day Bloomberg's Bitcoin channel reported that it had observed a $100M transaction from 0-taint coins.  Hours later the Japanese government announced that an anonymous payment was made to the One Drop Foundation, an organization bringing water to 3rd world countries.  That transaction was signed with the message "From a single drop of water comes civilization"

The next few months were a whirlwind of activity from the stash of coins.  $500M to feed the entire nation of North Korea during a recent drought - signed with "We are all brothers who need to eat."  Countless other social expenditures followed.  Over $10B distributed in less than a month.  Wikipedia, who had survived the past decade on mostly bitcoin donations, received the last one it would ever need.  The $5B Wikimedia trust foundation was founded and chaired by quantum computer programmed with every financial transaction Warren Buffet ever made in his lifetime.  RIP Buffet March 17th 2017, transforming St. Patricks day into a celebration of alcohol and fiscal responsibility.


Then came the $3.6B acquisition of the once powerful Facebook/instagram/twitter company.  That transaction was signed "With this platform the revolution begins" And the once powerful, but now Myspace-esque social media platforms were to become the hub of "the Anonymous Party" with chapters in 50+ countries.  This announcement was followed by a 1M coin transaction - the largest the network had ever seen - placed into a cryptographically secured multi-factor wallet controlled by 7 humans.  Richard Dawkins leads the group.  The message attached to this transaction was simple yet powerful:  "Hack Politics."  

The whitepaper that followed explained it all.  It was a geopolitical blueprint illustrating each countries injustices and how best to seize political power bloodlessly.  Once installed there were instruction to set up "BitVote," an extremely secure and unhackable voting program that all citizens could use from their homes.  It was real-time, issues would change as the minds of the governed changed.  It incorporated a unique iris-distance anonymous login system that ensured unique votes and no personal information tracked.  The governments of Australia and Germany installed the software immediately - and I don't mean there needed to be any central software - merely the laws were quickly passed to use the public, decentralized BitVote ledger as the public poll.  The BitVote BlockChain recorded every politician's every vote, easily searchable on BitVoteChain.info.

Politics in almost every country changed within a few years.  Full transparency was the world-norm.  2025 saw Jullian Assange allowed to leave the Ecuadorian embassy, also achieving a Guinness award for longest continuous stay in a 400sq ft apartment.  The President of Pakistan, 27 year old Malala Yousafzai cheered the end of tyranny as she was inaugurated.

Satoshi had changed the world.  The world tried to give thanks, but it would never know which entity to thank.  The man [the top 2020's era Satoshists believe it to be only one man and not a female] that would forever be known as Satoshi makes only one last transaction, a single satoshi sent to his first bitcoin address

"All will be revealed"

fin

Sweet as!
See ya on my birthday Satoshi

Ah, I thought it was once a month, not once a day.

October 18th 2015, then .

I really hope there is never a return/no one ever finds out who it was.

Satoshi is an Idea.

(Ok ok here is the conspiracy:

Satoshi Nakamoto is an anagram for

I am NSA, took oaths.)

You would think this Wikipedia article would debunk it:

However, you need to see this for the full revelation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhbxI5eVnM4

It is prophesized that one true of spirit may find Satoshi's brain wallet key in the lyrics somewhere.

i.e. when Jupiter aligns with Mars ± 1 month, ie around October 2015.

Next Wednesday then.................. Are you sure ?

Satoshi is Jane Ender

It will be revealed that he used a small sum of his immense wealth to bribe corrupt politicians in the US, Russia and China thus effectively becoming the ruler of the world.

I thought I saw Satoshi in a piece of toast I made this morning.  But then somebody ate it when I wasn't paying attention.

You will notice it very quickly as 1 million BTC dump. Crash to 0.

But not now, when the price will be much higher  

Doctor Who? Dr. Satoshi Nakamoto! a.k.a. John Smith

Satoshi has returned and he is handing out BTC1 paybans on mcxNOW.