Topic: The Shitcoiner's Guide to Shitcoin Logic (Read 1759 times)

I'll start linking it myself on all the shitcoin threads I can find. This needs exposure man, big time exposure.

I intended it as a reference that anyone could link when they encounter Shitcoin Logic, but I think only smooth and myself have ever linked it.

This was the best thread ever. Why did it die?

Jimmy neutron :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Neutron:_Boy_Genius

ok im on board with pretty much everything, but ive never heard anyone refer to anything as 'jimmy neutron comments' and am wondering what that means?

Are you trying to destroy all shitcoin logic just because you are JEALOUS of these nerds' brains? MAN THAT IS JUST YOUR OPINION and everyone is free to do whatever he wants with these Jimmy neutron comments. You are just creating FUD about all these technical analysis, and because of your FUD people won't trust anymore these suprabrain power. Please don't FUD, FUD is bad. you are clearly attacking all these nerds because of all the JEALOUSY and FEAR you have toward this intelligence. I am pretty sure that all of this come from that fact that your dad was making you go to school dressed up as a little girl.


So how was it

 

Yes, you are an inspiration to all aspiring shitcoiners, if you keep the tone positive and the expectation moon, no one will notice the bad launch and bad tech, you can all hold hands and sing kumbaya as the boat that shit built sinks into the bottom of the shitcoin seas.

You are positively a grade-A tool. So get back to your little instamined fabrication and try and herd some more greater fools onto Evan's shitboat--the more the merrier (until the gasps start--"this is what? But I thought it was fairly and transparently launched and innovative! And now I find out it's a shitcoin built on empty promises and misleading information!")

For the OP.

5.  The burden of proof is negative.  EG, if Duffield claims Dash is secure/private/decentralized, we must by default automatically presume those claims are true, until some kind of "smoking gun" proves otherwise.

6.  Absence of evidence is evidence of absence.  This follows from (5).  EG, if nobody has bothered to break Darksend/InstantX, we much take that as evidence they are impossible to break and never will be broken.

7.  Narratives are controlled by iCEBREAKER, not the facts of the matter.  EG, Tone Vays is no longer of sound mind, as demonstrated by Evil iCEBREAKER's hacking into his brain with nanobots and voodoo.

This is the highest compliment I could receive. I'm glad I stirred your passions. I'm doing the same for Dash Nation, through positivity. Try that some time.

Cryptocurrency valued for what it is, rather that what it might be someday if that guy does this thing sometime in the future, maybe.

Inspiration!

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/dash-the-future-internet-of-money-1430587

  what made you decide to come up with this post?

Yeah, but like, Dash has Evan Duffield. And Evan is really smart. And smart people always succeed at everything. So Dash can't be a scam! You're just jealous and scared of how smart Evan is!

Whenever you here the words

Jealousy, butt hurt, envy, missed the boat

whenever you hear people telling you to disregard math and logic - - - you know that you're 99.99% sure to be dealing with dashers protecting/justifying a scam.


https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/darkcoin-aka-dash-the-biggest-ongoing-scam-in-crypto-995710

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/scam-darkcoin-instamine-2-millions-drks-50-of-darkcoin-in-circulation-560138

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/darkcoin-now-known-as-dash-big-scam-lets-take-a-closer-look-559028

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/how-to-start-your-very-own-shitcoin-scam-in-6-easy-steps-inspired-by-drkdash-1173474

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/poll-does-evan-duffield-regret-instamining-drkdash-at-100x-emission-1034864


Please copy and paste those links into any dashers posts on the main board until they get the message this scam will not be accepted by the crypto community at large.

The Shitcoiner's Guide to Shitcoin Logic

This is a handy guide for those who are sick and tired of technical arguments. Don't be the victim of technowizardry and logic, don't let the cryptocurrency world be ruled by math, fuck math! Math is for eggheads and dorks and no future is going to be dictated by protocols. Cryptocurrency is easy and a good marketing plan and these helpful techniques will be all you'll need to put nerds on standby and rocket your shitcoin to the moon and beyond.

#1. No matter how dire the warning from those technobabling nerds sound, they can be easily refuted with one word--JEALOUSY. Say it often and say it proud and don't let their theoretical arguments get in the way of you and your rightful shitcoin future. If they tell you the algowhateverthingy is broken, say "These blankcoin motherfuckers have been saying that for months and look, our coin is still alive and stronger than ever! They're just jealous that (our coin is ahead of them on coinmarketcap.com) or (our coin has twice the innovation as that has-been and every day we're eating into their market cap)." If you can work SCARED and JEALOUS into the same post, all the better.

#2. THAT"S JUST LIKE YOUR OPINION MAN. This a technology built around theoretical math, and you don't have to know much about theoretical math to know that these eggheads are always arguing about who's right. But lucky for you and your shitcoin is that you don't have understand therorhetical math to pull the OPINION card. Just keep saying it and no one will notice that you aren't actually arguing math, game theory, economics, or any other nerdisms. Just keep on saying it's just their opinion, because there are more people with no therorhetical understanding than there are that do--and you just need their money to launch your shitcoin into the stratosphere (or whatever crap is between us and the moon).

#3. FUD. If 1 and 2 aren't doing the trick just keep repeating FUD (while simultaneously slipping in every possible negative you can about them or whatever coin they endorse). Politicians call this mudslinging, but we'll call it FUDslingin'.

#4. "They're attacking us therefore...." JEALOUSY, BUTTHURT and FEAR are a powerful trifecta of shitcoinery. No one trading your shitcoin is worrying about the subtleties of distribution or scale or anonymity or security--you just need a slogan via bumper sticker logic.

#5. If all else fails, TROLL! Make fun of their mom, their dad, their girlfriend, their lack of a mom, dad, or girlfriend. Say they're poor, say they're rich, say they have a small penis, a big penis, multiple penises of varying size--whatever, anything to get the subject off a technological footing. People buy on emotion and abusing people's emotions is shitcoinery 101.

#6. Act like a girly man, say the critics are bullying you, ganging-up on you, forcing the narrative on you without your consent, but whatever you do, don't engage their valid criticism--you'll use up a lot of energy, lose control of the narrative and likely expose the holes in your shitcoin.

#7. Appeal to greed. Tell them you sold your position in their coin and that you won't ever buy their coin until they stop attacking your shitcoin. Doesn't matter if you own any or not--what you're hoping is that they are just average shitcoiners like yourself and are all about getting paid in shitcoin gold.