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Topic: The totally epic "I need to take a shit!" thread. (Read 2660 times)

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CAUTION: Angry Man with Attitude.
I am at the airport right now and need to take a shit. Dont like to shit in public restrooms, plus i have my belongings with me. I dojt want to shit while holding 2 bags. Halp.

Where you going?

Away. For some time. I am joining a cult.

Join the cheezus cult xD, Now thats the shit!
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
I am at the airport right now and need to take a shit. Dont like to shit in public restrooms, plus i have my belongings with me. I dojt want to shit while holding 2 bags. Halp.

Where you going?

Away. For some time. I am joining a cult.
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Merit: 2717
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I am at the airport right now and need to take a shit. Dont like to shit in public restrooms, plus i have my belongings with me. I dojt want to shit while holding 2 bags. Halp.

Where you going?
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
I am at the airport right now and need to take a shit. Dont like to shit in public restrooms, plus i have my belongings with me. I dojt want to shit while holding 2 bags. Halp.
full member
Activity: 126
Merit: 100
CAUTION: Angry Man with Attitude.
i'm surprised that a lot of people really give a shit Grin

Some people need shit like this in their life to have some fun.
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Activity: 84
Merit: 10
i'm surprised that a lot of people really give a shit Grin
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
i just took a power shit.. 10 seconds, and a decent load.. and i was on my merry way.
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Activity: 126
Merit: 100
CAUTION: Angry Man with Attitude.
I hate it when I fart and I cant tell if im going to poop or not, I wont take the risk.
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
full member
Activity: 196
Merit: 100
my shit is so heavy the toilet water is splashing up my ass!

Like this:

Hate it when that happens.

Oh man fucking hate this, it happen every time I had chana masala for dinner!
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
the worst thing about is that once you take a shit, it stinks up the whole restroom and they know it's you.
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Activity: 126
Merit: 100
CAUTION: Angry Man with Attitude.
I hate it when im in someones house for dinner and have to take a shit, only to realize its not shit, but diarrhea, and with every force you have, you try to make it less loud, so no one outside will hear.
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i will pass. the only things that come out of my orifices are sweat, piss, shit, and saliva. nothing goes in.

Then you will never have truly lived.
sr. member
Activity: 434
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i will pass. the only things that come out of my orifices are sweat, piss, shit, and saliva. nothing goes in.
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reporting in, just took another successful dump. endorphins released were fantasmic.

Seriously, get pegged and see how many endorphins that releases. You'll have your tiny mind blown.
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Activity: 434
Merit: 250
reporting in, just took another successful dump. endorphins released were fantasmic.
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my shit is so heavy the toilet water is splashing up my ass!

Like this:



Hate it when that happens.
legendary
Activity: 1050
Merit: 1000
my shit is so heavy the toilet water is splashing up my ass!
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
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I find it really hard to wipe when my laptop is on my lap. While taking a shit.

Set up a small table like I'm using now.
full member
Activity: 126
Merit: 100
CAUTION: Angry Man with Attitude.
I find it really hard to wipe when my laptop is on my lap. While taking a shit.
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