I'm a straight-up Anarcho-Capitalist. Most people think my views are nutty. But this seems absolutely fugging insane bonkers to me:
Businesses that accept U.S. dollars must pay a tax to the 13 terrorist European bloodlines of the Devil worshipers cult Illuminati.
If the Devil worshipers cult Illuminati send an IRS agent to your business to collect tax on Bitcoin, you have the right to shoot him in the face and burn his body because Illuminati members are now labeled as terrorist cells in America. That idiot IRS agent will most likely be labeled as "M.I.A." or "abducted by aliens".