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Topic: This is how you do Omegle. (Read 16531 times)
Found on the web. Does Matthew use Omegle? (see bold--not edited)
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You: Stranger danger?
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ.
Stranger: Pedobear danger.
You: Touche. (I would do it with an accented e, but I dunno how)
Stranger: It’s okay, you’re the only thing stopping him, son.
Stranger: You must stop him.
You: How? I am not that strong I fear.
You: *Daughter
Stranger: But you are.
Stranger: For you have the strength of all the children he’s touched, their vengeance incarnate.
You: But I do not understand. How am I suppose to stop this great evil?
Stranger: Simple.
Stranger: You must touch him back.
Stranger: If you think of it, Pedobear touches many individuals.
Stranger: He wreaks havoc among the young, spreading his fear.
Stranger: But, one wonders, has pedobear himself ever been touched?
You: Hmmm..Intriguing question. I do wonder. If he touches me first, what happens then?
You: It’s too scary to think about.
Stranger: Indeed. That is why you must be on your toes, ever vigilant.
Stranger: For he who touches first, is the winner regardless of the afterwards.
Stranger: Even if you were to slay him on the spot, the sheer force of his haunting will would bind itself to you forever.
You: I don’t know if I can complete this horrible, god forsaken task. If I fail….it’s to unimaginable to think about.
You: If you’re an expert about this, why haven’t you tried to stop him?
Stranger: Because… I am his rival, his mortal enemy.
Stranger: He has eyes on me at all times, always watching.
Stranger: But I keep him at bay. I watch him back, he keeps his distance.
You: So wouldn’t he know I was coming…?
Stranger: It stays in such eternal stalemate until the end of time.
Stranger: No, because he does not know you.
You: Ah. that makes sense.
You: Hey, this has been nice, but it’s storming really bad out and I don’t want my laptop to fry.
Stranger: So, like the dagger in the back, you must strike without suspicion.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ.
Stranger: Pedobear danger.
You: Touche. (I would do it with an accented e, but I dunno how)
Stranger: It’s okay, you’re the only thing stopping him, son.
Stranger: You must stop him.
You: How? I am not that strong I fear.
You: *Daughter
Stranger: But you are.
Stranger: For you have the strength of all the children he’s touched, their vengeance incarnate.
You: But I do not understand. How am I suppose to stop this great evil?
Stranger: Simple.
Stranger: You must touch him back.
Stranger: If you think of it, Pedobear touches many individuals.
Stranger: He wreaks havoc among the young, spreading his fear.
Stranger: But, one wonders, has pedobear himself ever been touched?
You: Hmmm..Intriguing question. I do wonder. If he touches me first, what happens then?
You: It’s too scary to think about.
Stranger: Indeed. That is why you must be on your toes, ever vigilant.
Stranger: For he who touches first, is the winner regardless of the afterwards.
Stranger: Even if you were to slay him on the spot, the sheer force of his haunting will would bind itself to you forever.
You: I don’t know if I can complete this horrible, god forsaken task. If I fail….it’s to unimaginable to think about.
You: If you’re an expert about this, why haven’t you tried to stop him?
Stranger: Because… I am his rival, his mortal enemy.
Stranger: He has eyes on me at all times, always watching.
Stranger: But I keep him at bay. I watch him back, he keeps his distance.
You: So wouldn’t he know I was coming…?
Stranger: It stays in such eternal stalemate until the end of time.
Stranger: No, because he does not know you.
You: Ah. that makes sense.
You: Hey, this has been nice, but it’s storming really bad out and I don’t want my laptop to fry.
Stranger: So, like the dagger in the back, you must strike without suspicion.
I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again.
I think you are thinking of Chat RouletteThats the one *shudder*
I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again.
I think you are thinking of Chat Roulette
I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again.
You guys are missing out.
My friend just introduced me to CLEVEROMEGLE! Where you connect Omegle to Cleverbot. So you watch random people talk to cleverbot without knowing it's cleverbot.
My friend just introduced me to CLEVEROMEGLE! Where you connect Omegle to Cleverbot. So you watch random people talk to cleverbot without knowing it's cleverbot.
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good how are you?
CleverBot: Terrible.
Stranger: aw why?
CleverBot: Having a hard time searching for jobs.
Stranger: that sucks
CleverBot: You have any ideas?
Stranger: well are you male or female?
CleverBot: Male.
Stranger: well do you have a college degree?
CleverBot: Not yet!
Stranger: well then start somewhere small like a coffee shop or a book store or a chain store like target
CleverBot: You are going to change the subject first.
Stranger: is that a challenge?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i bet i won't change the subject first
CleverBot: What? No, YOU changed the subject!
Stranger: you tricked me. that's not fair
CleverBot: Why is that not fair?
Stranger: because you tricked me into changing the subject.
CleverBot: Haha oh really? What was the subject.
Stranger: :| i'm not going to play that game
CleverBot: Do you have a middle name?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: how is this relevant?
CleverBot: You must learn what league of legends is.
Stranger: what's that?
CleverBot: *what do you want to do to me*.
Stranger: I am so confused. New subject
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: Confused?
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Older than you.
Stranger: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: Because you said it.
Stranger: well, you are older than me. since you said you were in college
CleverBot: Okay i'm sleepy.
Stranger: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
CleverBot: Sorry
.
Stranger: are you add?
CleverBot: ADD?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: It's me Jesus.
Stranger: You're not funny.
CleverBot: Neither are you, mean face!
Stranger: that's rude. you're the one who won't answer anything
CleverBot: When did I?
Stranger: you wouldn't say how old you are.
CleverBot: Yes I would.
Stranger: you're between 19 and 22. i'm guessing
CleverBot: I am both from and to.
Stranger: that makes no sense
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: You're awful. being mean to young girls
CleverBot: You weren't being mean to me.
Stranger: exactly. i was being nice
Stranger: jerk
CleverBot: Not really, but ok. Do you like computers?
Stranger: well i am using one. so yet
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I am a human, You are a program.
Stranger: programs wouldn't make spelling mistakes
CleverBot: That's why I am perfect.
Stranger: except you're not
CleverBot: Except that I am.
Stranger: no. the perfect person should be nice to everyone
Stranger: and not rude
CleverBot: You are neither the perfect bot.
Stranger: never said that i was
CleverBot: But your name includes clever, so you should have been clever.
Stranger: I am clever. but clever does not mean perfect
CleverBot: This is true.
Stranger: Point for me.
CleverBot: Score for me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: only me
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: yay! i win
CleverBot: You win?
Stranger: yes. you've stopped being so contradictory
CleverBot: Why don't you try giving me an order then?
Stranger: I order you to be nice
CleverBot: No!
Stranger: and tell me your age and where you're from
CleverBot: I am from Sweden. Next question.
Stranger: are you telling the truth?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: what are you studying in college?
CleverBot: Psychology.
Stranger: oh. that explains it all.
CleverBot: Explains what?
Stranger: why you're so arguementative
CleverBot: I'm not arguing.
Stranger: anymore.
CleverBot: California.
Stranger: what about california?
CleverBot: How's the weather in California?
Stranger: i wouldn't know. I live on the east coast. Not the west coast
CleverBot: California?
Stranger: ...is on the west coast
CleverBot: No I'm on the East.
Stranger: but you said you were in swedent
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: which would be east
CleverBot: I did not.
Stranger: you're annoying
CleverBot: And you're rude. What of it?
Stranger: Let's start over
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: Turn over a new leaf
CleverBot: We have the heating on already, but I am still cold. Perhaps I need a blanket. Do you have a blanket I could borrow?
Stranger: you could share my snuggie with me!
it has smurfs on it
CleverBot: That's exactly what I think keeps happening.
Stranger: What do you mean?
CleverBot: Oh nothing. Sometimes, I don't amke sense.
Stranger: obviously
CleverBot: You aren't a male.
Stranger: nope I'm a female
CleverBot: Ah I'd have never guessed. Especially after that hair transplant they did on you.
Stranger: ha. so funny
CleverBot: So, how old are you, Hmm?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: Really ?
Stranger: yes really.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: how?
CleverBot: You tell me.
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Old.
Stranger: please just give me a straight answer?
CleverBot: How do you want me to send you my picture?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Any particular wishes, for example the weather, etc?
Stranger: what do you mean?
CleverBot: When Rose Tyler died in Doctor Who. It was sad.
Stranger: I don't watch doctor who
CleverBot: Then maybe you should watch it.
Stranger: eh
CleverBot: So you're not harry potter?
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: nice talking to you
CleverBot: I'm sorry to hear that, what do you have to say to our viewers beore you leave?
Stranger disconnected!
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good how are you?
CleverBot: Terrible.
Stranger: aw why?
CleverBot: Having a hard time searching for jobs.
Stranger: that sucks
CleverBot: You have any ideas?
Stranger: well are you male or female?
CleverBot: Male.
Stranger: well do you have a college degree?
CleverBot: Not yet!
Stranger: well then start somewhere small like a coffee shop or a book store or a chain store like target
CleverBot: You are going to change the subject first.
Stranger: is that a challenge?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i bet i won't change the subject first
CleverBot: What? No, YOU changed the subject!
Stranger: you tricked me. that's not fair
CleverBot: Why is that not fair?
Stranger: because you tricked me into changing the subject.
CleverBot: Haha oh really? What was the subject.
Stranger: :| i'm not going to play that game
CleverBot: Do you have a middle name?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: how is this relevant?
CleverBot: You must learn what league of legends is.
Stranger: what's that?
CleverBot: *what do you want to do to me*.
Stranger: I am so confused. New subject
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: Confused?
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Older than you.
Stranger: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: Because you said it.
Stranger: well, you are older than me. since you said you were in college
CleverBot: Okay i'm sleepy.
Stranger: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
CleverBot: Sorry
.Stranger: are you add?
CleverBot: ADD?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: It's me Jesus.
Stranger: You're not funny.
CleverBot: Neither are you, mean face!
Stranger: that's rude. you're the one who won't answer anything
CleverBot: When did I?
Stranger: you wouldn't say how old you are.
CleverBot: Yes I would.
Stranger: you're between 19 and 22. i'm guessing
CleverBot: I am both from and to.
Stranger: that makes no sense
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: You're awful. being mean to young girls
CleverBot: You weren't being mean to me.
Stranger: exactly. i was being nice
Stranger: jerk
CleverBot: Not really, but ok. Do you like computers?
Stranger: well i am using one. so yet
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I am a human, You are a program.
Stranger: programs wouldn't make spelling mistakes
CleverBot: That's why I am perfect.
Stranger: except you're not
CleverBot: Except that I am.
Stranger: no. the perfect person should be nice to everyone
Stranger: and not rude
CleverBot: You are neither the perfect bot.
Stranger: never said that i was
CleverBot: But your name includes clever, so you should have been clever.
Stranger: I am clever. but clever does not mean perfect
CleverBot: This is true.
Stranger: Point for me.
CleverBot: Score for me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: only me
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: yay! i win
CleverBot: You win?
Stranger: yes. you've stopped being so contradictory
CleverBot: Why don't you try giving me an order then?
Stranger: I order you to be nice
CleverBot: No!
Stranger: and tell me your age and where you're from
CleverBot: I am from Sweden. Next question.
Stranger: are you telling the truth?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: what are you studying in college?
CleverBot: Psychology.
Stranger: oh. that explains it all.
CleverBot: Explains what?
Stranger: why you're so arguementative
CleverBot: I'm not arguing.
Stranger: anymore.
CleverBot: California.
Stranger: what about california?
CleverBot: How's the weather in California?
Stranger: i wouldn't know. I live on the east coast. Not the west coast
CleverBot: California?
Stranger: ...is on the west coast
CleverBot: No I'm on the East.
Stranger: but you said you were in swedent
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: which would be east
CleverBot: I did not.
Stranger: you're annoying
CleverBot: And you're rude. What of it?
Stranger: Let's start over
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: Turn over a new leaf
CleverBot: We have the heating on already, but I am still cold. Perhaps I need a blanket. Do you have a blanket I could borrow?
Stranger: you could share my snuggie with me!
it has smurfs on itCleverBot: That's exactly what I think keeps happening.
Stranger: What do you mean?
CleverBot: Oh nothing. Sometimes, I don't amke sense.
Stranger: obviously
CleverBot: You aren't a male.
Stranger: nope I'm a female
CleverBot: Ah I'd have never guessed. Especially after that hair transplant they did on you.
Stranger: ha. so funny
CleverBot: So, how old are you, Hmm?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: Really ?
Stranger: yes really.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: how?
CleverBot: You tell me.
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Old.
Stranger: please just give me a straight answer?
CleverBot: How do you want me to send you my picture?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Any particular wishes, for example the weather, etc?
Stranger: what do you mean?
CleverBot: When Rose Tyler died in Doctor Who. It was sad.
Stranger: I don't watch doctor who
CleverBot: Then maybe you should watch it.
Stranger: eh
CleverBot: So you're not harry potter?
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: nice talking to you
CleverBot: I'm sorry to hear that, what do you have to say to our viewers beore you leave?
Stranger disconnected!
That was a pretty good one.
Glad you enjoyed it, Randy.
That was a pretty good one.
I don't get omegle...what fun is it to troll anonymously?
It's probably over your head anyway.
I don't get omegle...what fun is it to troll anonymously?
I'll try a new approach.
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You really need to be creative to get two complete strangers to discuss a topic. That, within itself, I now believe is an art form. Simply supply the proper canvas, knowing beforehand that two complete strangers will bring to the table oils or, at the very least, crayons.
Shit! Just noticed that I spelled question incorrectly. Please note, although I put "staff question" in parenthesis, I'm not claiming to be on staff at Omegle, albeit it's implied.
Then again, they're smarting than I first gave them credit for.
Shit! Just noticed that I spelled question incorrectly. Please note, although I put "staff question" in parenthesis, I'm not claiming to be on staff at Omegle, albeit it's implied.
Then again, they're smarting than I first gave them credit for.
The Linode hacker uses omegle? o_0
Idea for two premium Omegle features. I think they'd only be fun if just a few people had them, so maybe you could auction them or something.
Merge. Talk to to different people and when you click "Merge" they start chatting with each other without knowing you've been replaced. With some thought I think hilarity could ensue.
Hijack. While watching a conversation, click "Hijack A" or "Hijack B" to take control of their side without the remaining party knowing there was a switch. It would probably be good to let the person booted continue watching and maybe even open a chat with them. Ohhhh... just open chats with both with neither knowing and you can abandon one if you want or tell them you've stolen their new friend or whatever you want to do.
In general I think offering nice social services for free and selling godmode is a sweet model.
Merge. Talk to to different people and when you click "Merge" they start chatting with each other without knowing you've been replaced. With some thought I think hilarity could ensue.
Hijack. While watching a conversation, click "Hijack A" or "Hijack B" to take control of their side without the remaining party knowing there was a switch. It would probably be good to let the person booted continue watching and maybe even open a chat with them. Ohhhh... just open chats with both with neither knowing and you can abandon one if you want or tell them you've stolen their new friend or whatever you want to do.
In general I think offering nice social services for free and selling godmode is a sweet model.
Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab
Wow... people like Stranger 1 make me ashamed to be from the US.
He said American money, so I'm assuming he was talking about the Peruvian nuevo sol. After all Peru is in South America.
"The USA stands alone/we rule the world/u jelly" makes me think he is from the US... also, I don't see the word "America" in that conversation.
But thanks for correcting me
.Also, it's not the stance that the Dollar is safer than the Euro that bothers me, it's shit like "stupid muslim faggot" and "we rule the world" that gets to me.
Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab
Wow... people like Stranger 1 make me ashamed to be from the US.
One true way to get two people to discuss a topic is to have them visit a concise landing page after reading a proper call-to-action question/statement.
Example:
Discuss Bitcoin vs ? (replace ? with something thought provocative and not lame) [then add link] (link is a clean URL--short and to the point: bitcoin.org/bitcoin_vs_?)
Once on the landing page, they only need to read a quick couple sentences. No other clutter on the page with the exception of, perhaps, a small ad. If the ad is too predominant, they'll smell spam and leave.
~Cackling Bear~
Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab
Example:
Discuss Bitcoin vs ? (replace ? with something thought provocative and not lame) [then add link] (link is a clean URL--short and to the point: bitcoin.org/bitcoin_vs_?)
Once on the landing page, they only need to read a quick couple sentences. No other clutter on the page with the exception of, perhaps, a small ad. If the ad is too predominant, they'll smell spam and leave.
~Cackling Bear~
Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab
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