While I haven't given sufficient thought as to exactly how Bitcoin can address these desires, I have a few general suggestions. The first of these is simplification and security rolled into one. Find a way to merge the Bitcoin client with a miner ALREADY REGISTERED TO A POOL. So, in other words, the only thing to do to get started would be 1.) Download client/miner 2.) Click confirmation email which will confirm your account and provide you with username and secure password 3.) Start mining. Perhaps an automatic account on Mt. Gox or TradeHill could also be created when downloading this client.
Bad idea.
Great idea. =)
Good sentiment in your post, OP. Well-written. Your observation that Bitcoin is not likely to "catch on" in the same manner as Beanie Babies is correct - Bitcoin is not easy, cute, and cuddly. Instead, it's damn complicated, weird, and controversial politically, economically, and even philosophically.
It will take a while for the populace to realize that, unlike Beanie Babies, Bitcoins can actually revolutionize the very foundations of society =)