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Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

Thanks.

I don't think it is possible to travel backwards in time, and if we could do it, we likely wouldn't be able to change anything. Like going back in time to stop our grand parents from ever getting married would make us stop existing, but since we going back into the past is our present, it shouldn't change anything. The only thing we can do right now is travel into space and make the time run slower for us than for the people on earth - like in the movie Interstellar.

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Quote from: LoyceV on March 24, 2021, 05:04:30 AM

I take the fact that you believe cash can't be double-spent in the past as strong evidence you don't own a working time machine.

That's why I said not enough, dah? Tongue

Everything can be double-spent, but I'd prefer be double-spent on cash rather than on bitcoin. It'd ruin its purpose.

So this is another problem double-spend creates, which prevents us from time travelling. I think we should wait for a peer-to-peer time-travelling based e-cash that would prevent it. Roll Eyes

(I personally don't mind if a third party is required)

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Quote from: ChuckBuck on March 23, 2021, 02:40:53 AM

If your theory is time travel theory, it has a giant hole Cheesy

Dive into your story, if Satoshi comes from the future, he goes back to 2009 to create Bitcoin. So, at his point in the future (2140), who created Bitcoin for him to realize that Bitcoin could be so profitable? And if he is the one who created Bitcoin in the past, he doesn't need time travel.

You're missing the bigger picture here. Satoshi created Bitcoin just over 11 years ago. With about 1 million Bitcoins, he's around #20 on the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. (Hey Bloomberg, why isn't Satoshi Nakamoto on your list?)
Now imagine how rich Satoshi would be if he had created Bitcoin a few years earlier. He probably didn't have time to wait 11 or more years, and solved that by creating Bitcoin in the past.
It makes sense OP asks for "cheap time travel" if it's his first time. Experienced time travellers clearly have enough money to pay very high rates.

Quote from: NeuroticFish on March 23, 2021, 02:54:08 AM

Nice story! Still, imho if this would have happened (or will happen) then I'd expect:
* he would have also provide(d) a solution or explanation for the network congestion and for using Bitcoin for "paying at the grocery store", maybe even something better than LN
* he wouldn't have allowed the jackals get to come so easily with their claims about being him or having "the real Bitcoin"

Just give it time Wink

(pun intended)

Quote from: BlackHatCoiner on March 23, 2021, 03:13:46 AM

Disclaimer: I don't accept bitcoins, only cash. Not stupid enough to be double-spent in the past. Roll Eyes

I take the fact that you believe cash can't be double-spent in the past as strong evidence you don't own a working time machine.

Quote from: PrimeNumber7 on March 24, 2021, 12:01:48 AM

It is theoretically possible to travel forward in time (in a sense), but the technology does not yet exist.

I go forward in time all the time, at a rate of one second per second.

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Quote from: Parazyd on March 23, 2021, 05:27:24 AM

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Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

I may be able to help you

Do let me know at your convenience.

Please I want to have one also , But mine is time traveling forward.

indicate the price also Grin

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Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

Thanks.

The currently known laws of physics do not allow for backward time travel.

It is theoretically possible to travel forward in time (in a sense), but the technology does not yet exist. As your speed approaches the speed of light, your relative sense of time will move towards zero. So if you were able to travel at just under the speed of light for a year (in your own relative time), you will have aged by a year, but everyone else will have aged for a lot longer. It is not possible to travel faster than the speed of light.

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Quote from: ChuckBuck on March 23, 2021, 02:40:53 AM

Quote from: LoyceV on March 22, 2021, 10:34:02 AM

Considering how well Bitcoin is able to handle itself, and how carefully the halvings are planned up to the year 2140, I wouldn't be surprised if Satoshi is indeed a time traveller. So he went back to 2009, created Bitcoin, mined about a million of them for himself, and went back to his own time. The big question now is when that is! It could be years or even centuries from now that his old Bitcoins start moving to new addresses.

If your theory is time travel theory, it has a giant hole Cheesy

Dive into your story, if Satoshi comes from the future, he goes back to 2009 to create Bitcoin. So, at his point in the future (2140), who created Bitcoin for him to realize that Bitcoin could be so profitable?

According to quantum mechanics, there was no Bitcoin in that timeline when Satoshi came up with the idea to travel back in time. There was only an idea in his head.

Quote from: NeuroticFish on March 23, 2021, 02:54:08 AM

Nice story! Still, imho if this would have happened (or will happen) then I'd expect:
* he would have also provide(d) a solution or explanation for the network congestion and for using Bitcoin for "paying at the grocery store", maybe even something better than LN
* he wouldn't have allowed the jackals get to come so easily with their claims about being him or having "the real Bitcoin"

It's possible that it's all part of a "great plan". Perhaps network congestion will be the factor that propels Bitcoin to astronomical values in the future. It might be something we are not aware of yet.

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Quote from: BlackHatCoiner on March 23, 2021, 03:13:46 AM

Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

I may be able to help you

Do let me know at your convenience.

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Quote from: Lorence.xD on March 23, 2021, 03:21:03 AM

What if those time travelers were smart enough not to go to the party because they might cause a rift in time and space because there was a change in the past. But considering the recent time travel paradox, if the time travelers were to go to the party then they will cause a change in the future which is going to change the timeline where the time machine was invented earlier or later which means that they didn't really went to the party resetting everything.

Funny how Stephen Hawking never said who the invitations were sent out to - he refutes time travel but knows Time Travelers enough to be able to send them invitations? That's got to be a paradox.

Of course it might just be no-one wanted to go to Hawking's' party.

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Quote from: Lorence.xD on March 23, 2021, 03:21:03 AM

Quote from: LoyceV on March 21, 2021, 05:52:25 AM

Let me guess: offers can be sent by PM yesterday?

Stephen Hawking tried that in 2009 (when Bitcoin was created - coincidence?). See mashable.com:

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"I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible," Hawking told reporters at the Seattle Science Festival in 2012. "I gave a party for time-travelers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."

What if those time travelers were smart enough not to go to the party because they might cause a rift in time and space because there was a change in the past. But considering the recent time travel paradox, if the time travelers were to go to the party then they will cause a change in the future which is going to change the timeline where the time machine was invented earlier or later which means that they didn't really went to the party resetting everything.

or more in line with current string theory, they did go to the party, but created another timeline to reflect that, we are left in the "no time machine yet" timeline.

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Quote from: LoyceV on March 21, 2021, 05:52:25 AM

Let me guess: offers can be sent by PM yesterday?

Stephen Hawking tried that in 2009 (when Bitcoin was created - coincidence?). See mashable.com:

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"I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible," Hawking told reporters at the Seattle Science Festival in 2012. "I gave a party for time-travelers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."

What if those time travelers were smart enough not to go to the party because they might cause a rift in time and space because there was a change in the past. But considering the recent time travel paradox, if the time travelers were to go to the party then they will cause a change in the future which is going to change the timeline where the time machine was invented earlier or later which means that they didn't really went to the party resetting everything.

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Although it's quite expensive, I would have loved to offer it to you for quite a cheap price (around few million dollars?), but there's a risk. If during the moment of time travel, you as a body of mass have a net negative charge (excess of electrons in your body) and if I send you off the present time, there would be a void of negative charge right in the place you left off, which would cause protons inside the nucleus be pulled off having an ripple effect in almost the whole universe, and protons might even break their strong nuclear force to try to fill in that void of negative. Not caring if atoms of living people (including me) would break up, but my million dollars which is more important, if by chance, protons of gold atoms does the same, gold wouldn't exist but turn into other metals and the entire economy would crash and my million dollars might become worth of a few cents? Grin

the risk is too great!

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Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

I may be able to help you, but it'll cost you a lot. Disclaimer: I don't accept bitcoins, only cash. Not stupid enough to be double-spent in the past. Roll Eyes

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Quote from: LoyceV on March 22, 2021, 10:34:02 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if Satoshi is indeed a time traveller. So he went back to 2009, created Bitcoin, mined about a million of them for himself, and went back to his own time. The big question now is when that is! It could be years or even centuries from now that his old Bitcoins start moving to new addresses.

Nice story! Still, imho if this would have happened (or will happen) then I'd expect:
* he would have also provide(d) a solution or explanation for the network congestion and for using Bitcoin for "paying at the grocery store", maybe even something better than LN
* he wouldn't have allowed the jackals get to come so easily with their claims about being him or having "the real Bitcoin"

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Quote from: LoyceV on March 22, 2021, 10:34:02 AM

Considering how well Bitcoin is able to handle itself, and how carefully the halvings are planned up to the year 2140, I wouldn't be surprised if Satoshi is indeed a time traveller. So he went back to 2009, created Bitcoin, mined about a million of them for himself, and went back to his own time. The big question now is when that is! It could be years or even centuries from now that his old Bitcoins start moving to new addresses.

If your theory is time travel theory, it has a giant hole Cheesy

Dive into your story, if Satoshi comes from the future, he goes back to 2009 to create Bitcoin. So, at his point in the future (2140), who created Bitcoin for him to realize that Bitcoin could be so profitable? And if he is the one who created Bitcoin in the past, he doesn't need time travel. On the contrary, if he wasn't, where is the person who created Bitcoin in his past? How are they interchangeable?

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Quote from: Timelord2067 on March 22, 2021, 10:28:47 AM

Perhaps our intrepid OP is Satoshi?

Considering how well Bitcoin is able to handle itself, and how carefully the halvings are planned up to the year 2140, I wouldn't be surprised if Satoshi is indeed a time traveller. So he went back to 2009, created Bitcoin, mined about a million of them for himself, and went back to his own time. The big question now is when that is! It could be years or even centuries from now that his old Bitcoins start moving to new addresses.

/end of speculation

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Quote from: robelneo on March 22, 2021, 06:35:31 AM

I hope you can find someone who can help you time travel in the past, can you please pm me in 2013 and tell me to sell everything I have and buy Bitcoin, you can screenshot this message, before going into the past, I hope and wish you success, maybe you are the one who can help us trace who is Satoshi Nakamoto.

There's an episode of the 1980's version of The Twilight Zone where a yong man goes back in time in the hopes of meeting Elvis Presley - as he travels he finds no evidence of that person and gets swept up in singing the songs and in effect becomes the persona Elvis Presley (the story concludes where "Elvis" shoots the T.V. in the hotel room while melancholy reflecting he became Elvis).

In the credits, it turns out the story was approved by the Elvis Presley Estate.

Perhaps our intrepid OP is Satoshi?

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Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 12:29:24 PM

Quote from: Stalker22 on March 21, 2021, 10:58:08 AM

Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

Actually, I have one of those that's been lying in my garage for some time, but unfortunately the gearbox is busted so I can't put it in reverse.
Would you be interested in something like that?

I'd be interested if we can work on it and fix it.

I hope you can find someone who can help you time travel in the past, can you please pm me in 2013 and tell me to sell everything I have and buy Bitcoin, you can screenshot this message, before going into the past, I hope and wish you success, maybe you are the one who can help us trace who is Satoshi Nakamoto.

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Quote from: Timelord2067 on March 22, 2021, 12:49:45 AM

Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

Thanks.

How soon do you need to get there?

Anytime works, as long as I'm alive in the "present".

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Quote from: Parazyd on March 21, 2021, 03:18:10 AM

Looking for someone offering cheap time travel that goes backwards (past time).

Thanks.

How soon do you need to get there? ^{(I'm not necessarily saying I know someone Who could help out, but I was wondering if you've received any kind of proof you've already been into the past?)}

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Quote from: Stalker22 on March 21, 2021, 10:58:08 AM

Actually, I have one of those that's been lying in my garage for some time, but unfortunately the gearbox is busted so I can't put it in reverse.
Would you be interested in something like that?

Did you try putting a banana peal in the flux capacitor? The potassium is critical for lubricating the quantum chronologer. In the post 2407 models the shift linkage was removed and replace with servo-electrical controls. The chronologer's C₆H₇KO₂ sensor will prevent the transmission from going into reverse if it detects low levels. It's a safety feature, and provides much more accuracy for reverse travel. One time I took an old model to watch Mt. Vesuvius erupt, and I had to wait forty minutes, so annoying. I can't believe that Game Stop didn't recall those old models.

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