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As an elephant, whenever I see a mouse, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if comes closer? Then it wouldn't be so funny.
~ Nikki the Elephant
+Wan~ Nikki the Elephant
The Obi Kenobi kind.
As an elephant, whenever I see a mouse, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if comes closer? Then it wouldn't be so funny.
~ Nikki the Elephant
~ Nikki the Elephant
Whenever I see a fat lady fall on the street, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I were an ant and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't be so funny.
--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Somewhere in America there's a movement to quit calling it Black Friday. Someday soon, business will not be able to use the term "in the black." Just wait till the Indians hear about this.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
And while we're on *that* particular topic, I've always thought that dwarves, Japanese people and Michael Jackson should
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An actual email 'conversation' (edited only names and places):
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Bro.Netrin Blah,Many people died 1300 people by Sunami in Japan.Very sad.I love Japan and China.I will come to dance like Michael Jackson.My brother and sister and John and me danced very well.I live in Paamiut.The address is Xujeillerpatsti D 2103.My telephone number is 123456.John went to work now.I am using his internet explorer.We are best friends in the whole world.I will like to dance but without any partner.So,i don't think i will go to dance anymore.Only if John goes with me to dance.He said he saw you yesterday in Kadishack.I would rather be singing.I am also good in writing.I like singer prince.I also like Leonell Richi.I will go to singing on monday and thursday afternoons.10,000 people are missing in Kyoto.Terrible news.See you sometime in the city.
Banana Bobana
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Thanks for your reply. John is the best friend.I am sorry for the dead people. I loved Michael Jackson along with so many people.I love his country United States of America and Barak and Michelle Obama too.My parents have many friends from Japan.I have family in Newzeland also.THanks for dance lessons.Best regards for you and Mandy,
Banana from Bananaland.The concert for Bananaland was the best concert in the whole world.I love Norway my Husbands country.I will say thankyou for the music like ,Abba,the Sweedish Group.The salsa music is wonderful.Richard Dean Andersen,Mcgyver is really very good.He never killed anybody in the series Mcgyver.Tago Dance,comes from Argentina.Our friend Franko Gabano and Tilly Cruz comes from Argentina.The Argentinian football team is very popular in Banaland.We are very fond of Maradonna.He is a good football coach.You are a good dance trainer.Give regards to Xavier from France and his wife from Denmark Trine.Our friend Damien is in France now.My sisters' sister in law lives in France.Would you give regards to your parents from me? Bye Bye.God is great.Thanks for giving me star for dancing.
With best regards for you and Mandy Banderbooby,
Mrs.Banana Bubana
Banana Bobana
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Thanks for your reply. John is the best friend.I am sorry for the dead people. I loved Michael Jackson along with so many people.I love his country United States of America and Barak and Michelle Obama too.My parents have many friends from Japan.I have family in Newzeland also.THanks for dance lessons.Best regards for you and Mandy,
Banana from Bananaland.The concert for Bananaland was the best concert in the whole world.I love Norway my Husbands country.I will say thankyou for the music like ,Abba,the Sweedish Group.The salsa music is wonderful.Richard Dean Andersen,Mcgyver is really very good.He never killed anybody in the series Mcgyver.Tago Dance,comes from Argentina.Our friend Franko Gabano and Tilly Cruz comes from Argentina.The Argentinian football team is very popular in Banaland.We are very fond of Maradonna.He is a good football coach.You are a good dance trainer.Give regards to Xavier from France and his wife from Denmark Trine.Our friend Damien is in France now.My sisters' sister in law lives in France.Would you give regards to your parents from me? Bye Bye.God is great.Thanks for giving me star for dancing.
With best regards for you and Mandy Banderbooby,
Mrs.Banana Bubana
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Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat.
If your daughter is raised catholic there's no forcing involved
Silly deslok. Catholics only like boys.
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat.
If your daughter is raised catholic there's no forcing involved
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
Also, could religious people stop ringing that damned bell on my free day? It's not like I go around the neighborhood honking my horn every time I cook pasta…
Also, could religious people stop ringing that damned bell on my free day? It's not like I go around the neighborhood honking my horn every time I cook pasta…
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck on my wood mother chucker?
Rumor has it that Matthew is conducting the Pattaya Boys Choir this year for the Do it Yourself Messiah.
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck on my wood mother chucker?
Simply amazing! The last few posts were beautiful, I don't know which one to reply to first as I set on my porcelain throne taking a nice healthy...
I was going to pick one at random, until I realized that that would be a no-no on this thread. So I would respond to a post that wasn't written.
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I would wear pink. Green is just not your color.
I was going to pick one at random, until I realized that that would be a no-no on this thread. So I would respond to a post that wasn't written.
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I would wear pink. Green is just not your color.
Why are pirates pirates?
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