Topic: Twilight by Stephanie Meyer (Read 4086 times)

The only thing I know out of the book is the names because of the "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" posses that were rolling around at one time.

My wife is a Twilight fan and now I understand why she named her cat, Bella. I never knew the chicks name was Bella until this post, haha.

What you do with the book really depends on what part you hate-- the book itself or the fans. If you hate the book, toss it in the trash. If you hate the fans, then the opportunities for trolling are endless. Like copying the entire book, but changing certain aspects of it to make Bella have a vampire AND wolf baby twins, and have Jacob is actually gay and was only angry because Bella was taking his dream man away from him. Release the book on the internet as the "leaked original" and watch the madness unfold.

What is odd is I have read studies that people that read Twilight have below average IQs and have social disorders. It's a catch 22 in destroying this thing. I feel dumb for having it on my shelf, yet I am dumb if I destroy. I guess it comes down to which would be more fun. I go with glitter book bomb.

In all seriousness, I've given plenty of books to local libraries. My wife borrows from them all the time as well.

Yes, I screwed up. Sorry I never fulfilled the destruction of the book. I guess I wanted to go above and beyond and couldn't get it to work. Maybe I can destroy a different book, or movie? My redemption....

I might have to go ahead and do something to destroy it.

Given the current value of BTC this is kind of sad that it didn't really happen.

Why you no kill book?

I still love Twilight.

so... is it dead?

Why is this thread still alive?

Also, why are you guys so interested in Twilight.  o.0

Mail the book to me and I'll shred it with however many rounds of .223 that it takes. Never read the book but the commercials for the movies were enough. I'll even give the book a fair chance by positioning it at around 300 yards.

Please destroy this,

stake to the heart, or what ever, it must be destroyed....for the love of god...do it now!

IT has to be done, soon...

Necrobampin'

but magic died!

marked, shifting frame of reference

I love Twilight.

I am still laughing at this.  Y U ALL SO TROLLTASTIC.

So it's like Natasha Henstridge in Species, but with more sparkles and less super hot.

+1

I think we can all agree books are a wonderfull thing that must be protected at all costs, like babies and H Cup finals tickets, however, and I do weigh my words here

THIS MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE IT CAN BREED

There have been studies showing that those that harm books have a below average IQ and are more prone to social disorders.

Please don't hurt books, it's were we put knowledge before the development of computers (for storage) and the internet (distribution). If you do, you're like he idiots that are pro-copyright, want to take sites down because of their content and are opposed to file sharing.

If no one wants to buy it, give it to your local library

How to Dispose of Black Magic Books
By Christina Spallone, eHow Contributor | updated April 15, 2011

Some believe that black magic books can invite evil into their homes.

People accumulate books and other objects as they go through different phases in life and explore various hobbies and cultures. When many people lose interest in their old possessions, they often donate them, pass them on to a friend, sell them at a yard sale so that others can enjoy them. If you believe that black magic books are evil and don't want to risk exposing them to others, you can permanently destroy the texts so that no one can read them again.

Instructions

 1 Burn or bury the books to ensure that no one will be able to read them again. If you throw the books in the trash or recycling, someone may retrieve the books or their torn pages.
 2 Contact a spiritual leader you trust and ask for his advice on what to do with the books, if you are uncomfortable with the above methods. If you are embarrassed about possessing the books, mail them to your place of worship or leave them on the front steps of your worship center. Include a note so your religious group won't perceive the books as a threat. Your spiritual leader will know the proper way to dispose of the books, including appropriate prayers and rituals used.
 3 Anoint your house, if you fear that the books attracted evil energy or spirits into your home. Anointing rituals vary for different spiritual groups -- all anointing rituals consists of praying or focusing on positive energy in each room of the house, and praying or focusing positive energy toward all the home's inhabitants. Some spiritual groups include sprinkling water, burning sage or incense, burning candles or applying oil in each room. Consult with your spiritual leader to determine the traditional anointing ritual for your faith, or do what feels best for you.

source http://www.ehow.com/how_8235106_dispose-black-magic-books.html


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