Bitcoin without internet, may not do much in terms of bitcoin adoption, but it's a development. Amd would make Bitcoin more flexible and easily accessible.
And while it's easy for us to ignore them, these are the territories where people actually need bitcoin the most, in order to escape slavery.
So both the satellite and cointext are amazing innovations that bring justice to people who are often forgotten by westerners.
It may not do much for the price of an asset, but it should give us all some hope for humanity in general.