There should be a category created in which I would fit, maybe Mercurial, Satanic Slob of Laziness and Chronic Beggar of Theymos for sMerits
Aha!...and change of name too 🤔My observation is that most of the votes are going to have a wash-rinse-copy-and-paste pattern, either from their past votes or from those of others before them this year. It's a given that most voters won't even know what they're voting for.
By the way, why is there no Mister Bitcointalk? What kind of injustice? 
You can imagine that level of injustice, my friend. Well, to curb it, I make myself readily available for that category - a proud Mister 🤔 
