you'll probably feign disinterest Hairy but according to this you stand finally to become LegendaryHairyMacLairy in 2 day and 2hours (or any fortnight thereafter)
Hairy: "My dear Eddies and Boblaws, Toxics and Yfronts, Globbos and Gooses, Hueristics, Homers and Juans, LFCs and Lightfoots." [cheers]
Old guy: "Lightfeet!"
[Observers laugh]
Hairy: "Today is my seven hundred and seventieth birthday!"
Observer: "Happy Birthday!"
[Long pause]Last of the old shitposters: "Happy Birthday!"
Hairy: "Alas, seven-eleventy is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable observers." [cheers abound.]
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." [There is a dead silence from the crowd. They gaze at each other blank-faced, trying to figure out if they were just insulted. Jimbo smiles.]
Hairy: "I, uh, I h-have things to do." [fidgets with the Casa behind his back. Whispers to himself] "I've put this off for far too long."
Hairy: [to the crowd] "I regret to announce — this is The End. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell." [whispers to Jojo] "Goodbye."
[Hairy plugs the Casa in and vanishes.]
Observers: "Ooh!"