In the next week we take one last nasty leg down (2350ish) followed by huge green dildo up with volume so epic no one can deny its the one true capitulation.
Checklist to make sure capitulation is complete:
1. Jimbo greets us but forgets or purposely neglects to say "Good Morning."
2. The ever ungrateful to the crypto gods and glass half empty Searing sells a huge chunk of coins for peanuts and
continues to complain more about all the money he has than 99.9999 percent of people with a nice net worth.
2. JJG is at a loss for words and can only muster a few sentences.
3. MicGoosens will finally post a pic of eating inexpensive fast food, girlfriend will not be present in pic bc she is
taking some time to herself to consider a possibly more secure future with a nocoiner. (no worries though
goose, she will come to her senses once the dildo appears)
4. Roach in a huge burst of never felt before confidence will talk to a female for the first time in 6 years. For reasons
unknown to science she will like Roach and he will have a real shot at losing virginity. He will get a
phone number, but then when he does a reverse number lookup in the whitepages he will realize she has a Jewish
last name and take another 6 years off from speaking to females.(he will never admit it happened, but the green
dildo will confirm it)
Once this list is completed we will start the next bull run. The big surprise few will expect will be having another small bubble to 50k before the next halving and all the "crypto winter" dreamers thinking they have all of 2019 and much of 2020 to collect cheap coins will be left in the dust bin of crypto history.
Ill leave you with the late Waylon Jennings son's best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpiTOTgkHrI
I'm going to start saving posts like this and make a collection, hilarious