Thanks anyway too you all for trying to explain. I have never signed and I really don't see the need for it in my future, it seems like overkill to me.
I'll just stay ignorant and move my coins the old fashioned way.
You are signing every time you move your coins. Sorry for have been harsh, but your unwillingness and proudness of not knowing how txs works got me mad. That's like claiming on a train forum that how trains works it doesn't matter untill they move, I suppose.
No need to apologize, I'm not that sensitive.
There is actually a lot of guys that doesn't know how the model trains work, especially not the new digital versions of engines and controls.
They just ask what to do if it doesn't work and usually get a step by step answer, not the underlying digital tech.
And if that doesn't fix the problem they just send it away to someone who can fix it for them.
You probably are right, this is a toxic environment.
Anyway, If you are storing btc as you said you are not safe. Just do like this:
-Download bitaddress.org on a safe machine (I.e. Linux booting disk) and run it offline
-print some addresses offline. Make multiple backup and store them safe
-use this addresses as safe (cold) storage. Keep only a few btc as "hot" storage on your phone app.
-all you need to do to import all the money is scan the qr code with your app. Once the key is scanned, this address will never be again "cold" (safe).
-don't let do anybody do it for you
If you follow the above steps, you should be safe. And that's a lot better than sorry in btc land.
In other words, it's open source. 
