Monday
Get up, open laptop, go on Wall Observer, tell everyone they're religious zealots.
Tuesday
Get up, open laptop, go on Wall Observer, tell everyone they're religious zealots.
Wednesday
Get up, open laptop, go on Wall Observer, tell everyone they're religious zealots.
Thursday
Get up, open laptop, go on Wall Observer, tell everyone they're religious zealots.
Friday
Get up, open laptop, go on Wall Observer, tell everyone they're religious zealots.
Saturday
Get up, open laptop, go on Wall Observer, tell everyone they're religious zealots.
Sunday
Get up, have a wank, go back to sleep. Dream about going on Wall Observer and telling everyone they're religious zealots.
How do you know that I'm using a laptop not a desktop?