Maybe for the same reason you "fuck for Bitcoins but nobodys buyin"!
It's because he can!
I put that line there after I came up with the idea of my selling sexual favors for Bitcoin. That concept came crashing down on me when I got out of the shower this morning and caught my reflection in the mirror.
so did you try licking your junk ? if this means anything is that you have so much time and you should try do something productive
Come on now, who didn't try to lick their own junk?!