Thanks for clarifying real marriage there, Bill.
(These fkn celebrity marriages...I swear)
One lucky guy that Bill is. Now he gets to upgrade to Wife 2.0.
No, the naming convention changed.
It will be "Wife 2" or "Wife 2022" most likely
Better not to boot it before Service Pack 1 or 2, then...
Windows does have WSL now... so maybe going back to console / command prompt Wife 2022. Still, could write a powershell script to repeat tasks. Hire a discreet professional and pay her, he'll have almost no problems for some time.