Haha, all of us are secretly still PC Nerds
I always was. Not a single non-custom built workstation in my house until date. Remember the old days when my neighbors rang the doorbell to ask about the humming noise that kept them from falling asleep. I pushed the door fully open and they saw my four development servers in the wardrobe. Had to watercool them. Since then it's only low noise builds for me
EDIT: 1996, before virtualization became the thing.
Why no bottom vents? so it doesnt heat up when its on your stomach/ lap?
I bought a Acer aspire 5 slim ryzen 3 AMD vega, on amazon they are $350 but i bought a refurb one they $80 cheaper! it was brand new literally, not even 1 fingerprint on it.
I'm looking for a new laptop atm too... want something really slim... I'm an Intel guy (last time had an AMD CPU back in 486/Pentium 1 times it was crap so I sticked with Intel ever since) Defo no Apple products for... reasons...
Perhaps DELL? Any solid and stylish models?
Dell got good reputation for offering long time support. You'll get spare parts for at least 10 years. (Or seven years, if i confused that with IBM, now Lenovo).
Quality went down over they years a bit, because high integration and all, but Dell's should still be pretty good. I'd go for a XPS13.