OK, folks, I’m out. I sold all my Bitcoin.
The thing could go to zero anytime. It is not backed by anything.
I believe in the dollar, because it is backed by the full faith and credit of the United States. And the credibility of the United States is unarguable: If anybody lacks faith in the United States, then the Americans will just bomb the hell out of them, and
print more dollars to pay for the shiny new American war. See how that works?
If you look at a chart of the dollar’s purchase-power since 1913, then you will see that the dollar is a
doubleplusgood store of value.
$$$ U.S. Dollar TO THE MOON! $$$
Source: Found through image search, then
lightly massaged with the power of wishful thinking: MOON!$1 = $1 * nully is a lunatic moonstruck
In unrelated news, I have begun my transition. The immediate impetus is that I’ve been told to go fuck myself so many times, I began to take that
literally. Anyway... Gender is a social construct,
and I was born this way—I am just wired this way. Respect my choices
and respect my unalterable innate characteristics!
I will be asking theymos to change my username to
nullia; if he does not comply, then I will sue the forum for gender discrimination. Henceforth, you shall all address me by the pronouns
they/them (preferred) or
zhe/zer, instead of using cisnormative pronouns that are very offensive to me.
I recommend that WO implement a Code of Conduct (WOCOC) to prevent cyberbullying, and foster an inclusive space for discussion of TA.
Also, stop calling it “TA”! That is a microaggressive sexist term that makes a hostile environment for women in the male-dominated world of Bitcoin finance, with an obvious subtextual reference to the male gaze that objectifies the breasts and buttocks of persons of female gender.
No more
toxic masculinity! No more of
this:
Now, I will be pretty. Am I not pretty? Tell me I’m pretty! DO IT, OR ELSE I WILL TWEET-BRIGADE YOU!
Photo credit: Dr. Richard von Krafft-EbingI would like to thank the American President Trump for being an even bigger liberal than Obama. If President Roosevelt was the American Kerensky, Trump will be the American Lenin!
I would like to thank the Ministry of Love for curing me of my sickness, and teaching me to love myself.
Now, please, let’s have a hug and wish for world peace.
Which will definitely happen after the Americans bomb everybody in the world to death!$$$ Go, dollar, go! $$$ 
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