Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?
I didn't mean to insinuate it was anyone's other than my own humour that was lowbrow and I promise to take humour lessons once we moon.
https://www.udemy.com/course/humor-writing-course/
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March 09, 2020, 03:45:07 PM
I didn't mean to insinuate it was anyone's other than my own humour that was lowbrow and I promise to take humour lessons once we moon.
https://www.udemy.com/course/humor-writing-course/
March 09, 2020, 03:34:59 PM
March 09, 2020, 03:30:58 PM
Anyone remember this chart from back in Feb 2? By now we should be at well over a million dead, what the fuck happened?
Sad.
March 09, 2020, 03:27:23 PM
That's correct, you nailed it!
March 09, 2020, 03:25:42 PM
Define real women.
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman
Code:
def woman():
x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
else:
print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
You don't want to have more than 2 kids especially when everybody and everything is super stupid in the last 10-15 years.
I wouldn't want my child to watch retarded youtubers on youtube for example. I grow up by watching pokémon and that was the most awesome shit I have ever witnessed.
Even 2 kids is too much tbh. It is either 1 or none. My logic says none but biology says at least one.
So 29 is OK to me.
March 09, 2020, 03:24:08 PM
Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?
Party poop.
My last Ex was kinda grumpy and naive, 24 yrs at that age, while i was 32. Kinda similar case as greta, emotionally, but older of course. As i can remember my youngest partners, ONS or relationship, they hardly moved at all until the age of 17+, so "sex" was more like enjoying a silent movie.
I refine that with "grown woman" (is aware of her desires and can communicate them, is sexually proactive, doesn't bitch around because lack of fulfillment, intelligent to some degree).
I refine that with "grown woman" (is aware of her desires and can communicate them, is sexually proactive, doesn't bitch around because lack of fulfillment, intelligent to some degree).
Real women, are a man's true NEMESIS.
I consider myself lucky, that I've met one so far. Have the scars to prove it.
March 09, 2020, 03:19:20 PM
Define real women.
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman
Code:
def woman():
x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
else:
print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
March 09, 2020, 03:14:58 PM
Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?
Correct. Before I got into BTC my only form of levity was whoopee cushions and fake dog turds left on the tongues of my nearest and dearest.
Now I can tell four hour dick jokes.
March 09, 2020, 03:13:27 PM
Madrid region orders to close all schools and universities for next 15 days.
Last infected count: 1300+
Deaths: 28
Last infected count: 1300+
Deaths: 28
March 09, 2020, 03:12:15 PM
March 09, 2020, 03:08:15 PM
real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman
Code:
def woman():
x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
else:
print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
The right woman for what?
Who said anything about getting married?
You need the never_get_married exploit & the what_the_fuck_do_i_have_to_do_to_get _some_attention malware bro.
Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks. 
I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches. 
Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall.
Thank you, I was actually having a panic attack.
March 09, 2020, 03:03:27 PM
Please allow me to recap,
2020 best performing asset=TP
2020 worst performing asset=Corona beer
FUD=as usual
BTC=BAF
My body is ready ®LFC
Source:
#
Tbh I've never tried, and probably neither have you.
I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo
Define real women.
2020 best performing asset=TP
2020 worst performing asset=Corona beer
FUD=as usual
BTC=BAF
My body is ready ®LFC
Source:
#
F*ck that. I wouldn't even get hard by an angry naked teen chick. I need real women.
Tbh I've never tried, and probably neither have you.
I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo
Define real women.
My last Ex was kinda grumpy and naive, 24 yrs at that age, while i was 32. Kinda similar case as greta, emotionally, but older of course. As i can remember my youngest partners, ONS or relationship, they hardly moved at all until the age of 17+, so "sex" was more like enjoying a silent movie.
I refine that with "grown woman" (is aware of her desires and can communicate them, is sexually proactive, doesn't bitch around because lack of fulfillment, intelligent to some degree).
March 09, 2020, 03:02:56 PM
I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo
When I read Ibian for some reason I think of this: https://www.amazon.com/Sybian-Women-Package-Black-Attachments/dp/B00OVB7QH4 
March 09, 2020, 03:02:46 PM
Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?
March 09, 2020, 02:58:32 PM
Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks.
I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches. Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall.
March 09, 2020, 02:58:32 PM
Define real women.
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman
Code:
def woman():
x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
else:
print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
March 09, 2020, 02:58:27 PM
Patience is a virtue.
Out of my two remaining options, this is by far the most attractive one. March 09, 2020, 02:56:19 PM
Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks.
March 09, 2020, 02:53:20 PM
That is so disturbing. Apparently she will say How dare you! when you fuck her ass.
Whatever rocks your boat man, "And I don't even have to shave it" was the real turn on for me.So, so hot.
The other stress reliever. 
They'd be using it as a hate f*ck. Just like those sickos on porn hub are doing for getting paid over corona pandemonium.
March 09, 2020, 02:52:01 PM
Is the dude the one with the epic 'stache or is this same-sex sex?
Yeah tranny with a moustache and huge boobs
I wish Bitcoin would moon soon so we could dispense with the lowbrow humour.
Speaking of which tonight is the super worm moon (the first super moon of 2020). Pics if I can
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