Q: What's the difference between a dogecoin fan and a reluctant prostitute?
A: One has a coin that's great hashing and the other has a groin she hates cashing.
Topic: wanna here a joke (Read 1171 times)
here's a free one 
you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt
get it?
because it sounds like Bolt 
you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt
get it?
because it sounds like Bolt
No I don't like that one. Please another.
okay,okay
you know what a black guy is in a court room?
guilty
I'm sorry if this came out as offensive, I'm not trying to offend anyone
here's a free one
you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt
get it?
because it sounds like Bolt
you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt
get it?
because it sounds like Bolt
No I don't like that one. Please another.
here's a free one
you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt
get it?
because it sounds like Bolt
you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt
get it?
because it sounds like Bolt
You got a brain for business.
a baby seal walks into a club
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I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"
Isn't that a play on words.
I think you will find this is how a lot of jokes actually work haha.
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Q: What happened when I told my mother I could make her a paper wallet?
A: She started boasting to her friends that I was a black belt at origami.
A: She started boasting to her friends that I was a black belt at origami.
free joke?
It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.
Think that he was requesting a free joke, suggesting that the original author has a multi-tiered joke system lol.
Q:What's the difference between a late shipping ASIC manufacturer and a pedo?
A:Not much, they're both screwing miners. (minors)
Q: Did you hear about Bad Luck Brian GPU mining?
A: He snapped 3 HD7970s in half before his geek buddy explained it better.
Q: Why did the goth ragequit cryptocurrency after a couple of weeks?
A: It took him that long to discover there were no actual crypts involved.
A:Not much, they're both screwing miners. (minors)
Q: Did you hear about Bad Luck Brian GPU mining?
A: He snapped 3 HD7970s in half before his geek buddy explained it better.
Q: Why did the goth ragequit cryptocurrency after a couple of weeks?
A: It took him that long to discover there were no actual crypts involved.
I tried mining once but I took an arrow to the... I mean it didn't work out too well.
Taffy heard there was a fortune to be made in mining cryptocurrencies, so he wrote to the Welsh Coal Board for directions.
Q: Why did the redneck try to get his coonhound to chew on his spare change?
A: Because he heard as how bitcoins were worth a bunch.
Q: Why did the "newfie" screw a quarter into his bedside lamp?
A: Because the b'ys told him he ought to make litecoins.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who heard of the new breakthroughs in electronic virtual currencies?
A: She faxed her aunt a $100 bill for her birthday.
A: Because he heard as how bitcoins were worth a bunch.
Q: Why did the "newfie" screw a quarter into his bedside lamp?
A: Because the b'ys told him he ought to make litecoins.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who heard of the new breakthroughs in electronic virtual currencies?
A: She faxed her aunt a $100 bill for her birthday.
I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"
Isn't that a play on words.
I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"
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to "here" a joke?
WHERE???
WHERE???
Maybe that was the joke?
to "here" a joke?
WHERE???
WHERE???
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free joke?
It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.
See my signature you'll earn more than that,.and ya no jokes needed.
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