Hey nerds and geeks!
I'm a 100% alpha male. My current GPA is about 4.0, and I go to Princeton University. New Jersey if you guys don't have a life. But besides my flawless grades (I was about to go to a Ivy League, but that Christianity bull was too much, bro! We couldn't score with the chicks without people looking at us!) I have good looks. Here's a photo:
(I have on the white cap!!!!)
Here's the step-by-step day of my life, normally.
5:00 AM - Small Breakfast. Two eggs cooked whole, and bacon.
5:30 AM - Shower, brushing teeth, etc.
5:31 AM - Go for a 5-6 minute run.
6:00 AM - WHEW! That was a long run!
6:01 AM - Take off top in front of other frat brahs, they love it
7:00 AM - Are those hotgirls outside my dorm window? Time to get on XBL and brag about it!!!!
9:00 AM - 4:00 PM - Morning Classes - Boring math, english, and ugh, ALL OF MY CLASSES!!!!
6:00 PM - Go to cool frat party. We love to smoke grass.
7:00 PM - Screw some cute babes!!!!
NSFW, FAPPERS!
8:00 PM - Masculine lifting time. Don't go over 5 pounds
10:00 PM - Go and egg some guys dorm room, what a nerd! He even plays PSN!
12:00 PM - Call myself 'Alpha Male' in the mirror. It fucking helps, guys!!!!
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If any of you other guys are Alpha Males, then please, REPLY TO THIS POST!!!! NOBODY ELSE CAN, EVEN IF YOU'RE A GIRL. FUCK OFF NERDS AND GEEKS!!!!
, is Bitcointalk now a place for adjusting teenage hormone levels?