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Topic: Warning, Sell your bitcoins ASAP before we break the $5.00 wall (Read 19761 times)

hero member
Activity: 924
Merit: 1001
Unlimited Free Crypto
Hurry the 5.00 wall broke  Grin

Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one...  

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


you do realize, by telling us all this you have forked the timeline and the future will now play out differently!

Hello, this is forked-future Ares. Just came back to say you ruined everything, Ashley.

Forked future
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z
Happened and the bitcoin's survived

If I killed Brad Pit would this future be affected? too late to kill the original author.

Perhaps Lophie you might become the saviour of the Universe
Brangelina's offspring started the whole mutation sequence so the ending would need yet another movie not starring Brad Pit before we find out what happens XD
Or paradox sequence you got the wrong brad pit and you need to get the one with two tt's so the whole entire sequence failed before it even began.

Lets see the community here fight how alluring my new coins is...... I might be the saviour Tongue
legendary
Activity: 1806
Merit: 1090
Learning the troll avoidance button :)
Hurry the 5.00 wall broke  Grin

Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one...  

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


you do realize, by telling us all this you have forked the timeline and the future will now play out differently!

Hello, this is forked-future Ares. Just came back to say you ruined everything, Ashley.

Forked future
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z
Happened and the bitcoin's survived

If I killed Brad Pit would this future be affected? too late to kill the original author.

Perhaps Lophie you might become the saviour of the Universe
Brangelina's offspring started the whole mutation sequence so the ending would need yet another movie not starring Brad Pit before we find out what happens XD
Or paradox sequence you got the wrong brad pit and you need to get the one with two tt's so the whole entire sequence failed before it even began.
hero member
Activity: 528
Merit: 527
Thought he was talking about mBTC....then I saw the date  Shocked

Just realized if it was mBTC, I was off by a factor of 10, lol.
full member
Activity: 200
Merit: 100
Just a friendly warning,   Grin

Sell your bitcoins before we break the $5.00 wall, because once we do we will probably be testing $2.00 again.

I own bitcoins that I bought at 5.2, and am in the process of selling them before we break the $5.00 wall.

looking back at this today

member
Activity: 85
Merit: 10
we will break $500 before breaking $5.00
sr. member
Activity: 257
Merit: 251
Had to bump this one...It's just too funny... Tongue
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
With 5 dollars I can purchase a unit or two of all known cryptocurrency.
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
Sure, now it is breaking $110 again.  $5 dollars?  Maybe you can get a Litecoin
hero member
Activity: 924
Merit: 1001
Unlimited Free Crypto
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one...  

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


you do realize, by telling us all this you have forked the timeline and the future will now play out differently!

Hello, this is forked-future Ares. Just came back to say you ruined everything, Ashley.

Forked future
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z
Happened and the bitcoin's survived

If I killed Brad Pit would this future be affected? too late to kill the original author.
sr. member
Activity: 308
Merit: 250
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one... 

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


Awesome predictions, but aren't you forgetting the fact that Germany reinstated the Reichsmark as an alternative to the allmighty Bitcoin?  Wink
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1000
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one... 

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


Haha, awesome Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1806
Merit: 1090
Learning the troll avoidance button :)
shooot the fact that so many ppl are calling for higher prices makes me feel like bailing until it drops big again Sad check the fact that there were so many bears before the rise

Makes sense to go against the flow but you need to time when to bail too Smiley
Seen the 90 drop go back to 110 so wait till the weekend lols.....
full member
Activity: 196
Merit: 100
It's great reading some of these old posts. Gives us 'newbies' a sense of the drama around the history of the bitcoin.

I wonder what monumental shift made it take off.

I only came aware of it when I could no longer use my Paypal account setup in NZ because I changed countries and they wouldn't accept the new countries card being attached to my old NZ account. Rather than start a new account, I searched for alternative ways to pay for online gaming. And somehow my search led to me bitcoins. Now bitcoins is becoming the new online game for me.
legendary
Activity: 2044
Merit: 1005
shooot the fact that so many ppl are calling for higher prices makes me feel like bailing until it drops big again Sad check the fact that there were so many bears before the rise
legendary
Activity: 1806
Merit: 1090
Learning the troll avoidance button :)
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one...  

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


you do realize, by telling us all this you have forked the timeline and the future will now play out differently!

Hello, this is forked-future Ares. Just came back to say you ruined everything, Ashley.

Forked future
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z
Happened and the bitcoin's survived
full member
Activity: 238
Merit: 100
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one...  

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


you do realize, by telling us all this you have forked the timeline and the future will now play out differently!

Hello, this is forked-future Ares. Just came back to say you ruined everything, Ashley.
legendary
Activity: 1904
Merit: 1037
Trusted Bitcoiner
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one... 

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


you do realize, by telling us all this you have forked the timeline and the future will now play out differently!
member
Activity: 98
Merit: 10
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one... 

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


But but but if the USA is going through hyperinflation, what is the point of trading Bitcoins for USD? Just to say you're a millionaire? Well I could be a trillionaire with Zimbabwe dollars today Grin
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Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one...  

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin


who won the superbowl?

and did Iran change the national currency to bitcoin yet?
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 250
Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:

-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one... 

Ok, trade accordingly!  Grin Grin Grin
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