Watch out guys - NASA confirms alien invasion

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:58:20 AM

No, I haven't been compromised. It's natural for humans to sleep.

You may not engage in any action that may endanger the success, as it would be perceive success, of the Administrator of this region interstellar region (i.e., "the Despot").

Gotcha.

Goodnight.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:58:20 AM

No, I haven't been compromised. It's natural for humans to sleep.

You may not engage in any action that might endanger the success, as it might perceive success, of the Administrator of this interstellar region (i.e., "the Despot") as awarded it in interstellar concession.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:55:19 AM

Thanks.

Can we continue this tomorrow? I literally have not slept in 36 hours and I need some shut eye.

That makes it sound like you need to inform your (extraterrestrial, malevolent) superiors that you, as an intelligence asset, have been compromised.

No, I haven't been compromised. It's natural for humans to sleep.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:55:19 AM

Thanks.

Can we continue this tomorrow? I literally have not slept in 36 hours and I need some shut eye.

Not to offend, however, that request implies a need to inform your (extraterrestrial, malevolent) superiors that you, as an intelligence asset, have been compromised.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:47:42 AM

I tried that, but it took me away from this thread. Sad

Most of the hyperlinks link to Merriam-Webster.com.

Thanks.

Can we continue this tomorrow? I literally have not slept in 36 hours and I need some shut eye.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:40:15 AM

Are you asking if I have ever recognized a machine as a machine?

(If a word you don't fully recognize is a hyperlink, merely activate the link to have your browser directed to a page wherefrom the word's definition may be read.)

I tried that, but it took me away from this thread. Sad

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The most unappealing outcomes would arise if the aliens from Planet Zeeba caused harm to humanity. While aliens may arrive to eat, enslave or attack us, the report adds that people might also suffer from being physically crushed or by contracting diseases carried by the visitors. In especially unfortunate incidents, humanity could be wiped out when a more advanced civilisation accidentally unleashes an unfriendly artificial intelligence, or performs a catastrophic physics experiment that renders a portion of the galaxy uninhabitable.

Nah, I don´t buy it. No self-respecting aliens would name their planet Zeeba.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:31:14 AM

No.

Are you now or have you ever been cognizant of any machination of any such entity?

Are you asking if I have ever recognized a machine as a machine? Then yes.

If you are asking if I have ever seen a human turned into a machine, then no.

(These questions are getting harder!)

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:31:14 AM

No.

Are you now or have you ever been cognizant of any machination of any such entity?

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:24:57 AM

Then yes.

Are you or have you ever been an associate of any entity of a variety not indigineous to this planet, earth?

No.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:24:57 AM

Then yes.

Are you now or have you ever been an associate of any entity of any taxonomical variety not indigineous to this planet, earth?

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:13:41 AM

While not fulling understanding what you mean by "upon origination", I will say[,] ["]Yes, I was born a human on earth.["]

Of a genetic strain indigenous to earth?

Then yes.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 01:06:35 AM

Yes, I would roll my eyes too if I didn't take it in context with the first part of my message.

I will, without reservation, ask this directly: Were you, upon origination, an earth human?

While not fulling understanding what you mean by "upon origination", I will say Yes, I was born a human on earth.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 12:50:22 AM

Sorry, but I meant "Our parents suppressed our learning for over 400 years in the dark ages."

Yes, I would roll my eyes too if I didn't take it in context with the first part of my message.

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Quote from: Vod on May 15, 2015, 12:38:14 AM

Humanity is just an infant when it comes to science and technology. [We] suppressed [y]our learning for over 400 years in the dark ages [and, yet, here we are]. Sad

Great Empire of Earth is a coherent celestial government. If you have concerns, you can address them α Centauri.

Sorry, but I meant "Our parents suppressed our learning for over 400 years in the dark ages."

It was a continuation of the theme "Humanity is just an infant when it comes to science and technology."

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If the speed of light is the absolute limit in the galaxy, then we will never visit an alien's planet, and they will never visit ours. The distances are just too great. Sad

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negative matter is freed inside “the EmDrive’s resonance chamber” (Russon): the velocity of “some of the laser beams” (Russon) was negatively decreased (i.e., increased).

Whatever all that was Cheesy

, I'm not saying I know it to be true. That is why I used the word "If".

Humanity is just an infant when it comes to science and technology. Our parents suppressed our learning for over 400 years in the dark ages. Sad

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Quote from: Vod on May 13, 2015, 05:15:28 PM

If the speed of light is the absolute limit in the galaxy, then we will never visit an alien's planet, and they will never visit ours. The distances are just too great. Sad

Quote from: username18333 on May 02, 2015, 02:56:08 AM

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negative matter is freed inside “the EmDrive’s resonance chamber” (Russon): the velocity of “some of the laser beams” (Russon) was negatively decreased (i.e., increased).

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Quote from: scumbag on May 14, 2015, 10:46:00 AM

So the sky net was broken? Call the Men in Black. LMAO!

sometimes i thought men in black is real, which every after work they will take out their neuralyzer and erase our mind about alien. Grin

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So the sky net was broken? Call the Men in Black. LMAO!

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http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/37178/nasa-confirms-alien-invasion/

or humans will invade aliens planet

If the speed of light is the absolute limit in the galaxy, then we will never visit an alien's planet, and they will never visit ours. The distances are just too great. Sad

I'm talking for organized matter. While it could be theoretically possible to enter a black hole and come out in some other area of the galaxy - there is no way we would survive such a journey.

If something like wormholes exist, the speed of light doesn't matter because you travel a faster route.

No. With technology growing everyday.. In a few years time, we would be able to travel at the speed of light x2!

maybe we are affected by few of science fiction of space movie. one of the best and newest, interstellar, told us about existing of four dimension in universe, which with that you can connect one place to another with scale time difference. i can't say if the movie told us the truth science or just fiction, but i enjoyed the storyline.

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