There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.
The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Satoshi, who disappeared. He is not here; he has returned, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He has returned and will speared Bitcoins to the end of the Earth.’ Now I have told you.”
Dang! We didn't even get a chance to crucify him.