Topic: WHAT IS THE MATTER WIT U PPL? CMON I NEED A HUSBAAAAAAND!!! - page 4. (Read 2684 times)
Pay me in Bitcoin I can be whoever you want !
If not husband, please, a boyfriend! I will do anything you want. Please. PLEASE. IM SO WELL DRESSED AND GOOD LOOKING. PLEASE. I SWEAR ILL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE. IM SOOOO LONELY.
It's OK guys, gleb and I divorced today. Thanks for all the lovely presents. We just got married to beat Kim Kardashian's record of being married for only 72 days. You'll hear about us on the news tonight. As for my new husband, it is imperative that we have sex and post it online so we can make money off of it. You also have to be willing to let me get a makeover, and then use the new look to make a new Instagram account, a new YouTube channel, and so on. Money will go straight into your bank account, so its almost like you're my pimp. If any of you think this post is a joke, it is not.
It's OK guys, gleb and I divorced today. Thanks for all the lovely presents. We just got married to beat Kim Kardashian's record of being married for only 72 days. You'll hear about us on the news tonight. As for my new husband, it is imperative that we have sex and post it online so we can make money off of it. You also have to be willing to let me get a makeover, and then use the new look to make a new Instagram account, a new YouTube channel, and so on. Money will go straight into your bank account, so its almost like you're my pimp. If any of you think this post is a joke, it is not.
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