Cartman: "Goddamn Kitty! MOOOOOOOOOOM! Kitty's being a dildo!
Ms Cartman: "Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
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Ms Cartman: "Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
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Topic: What is your favourite quote from south park? (Read 1171 times)
Cartman: "Goddamn Kitty! MOOOOOOOOOOM! Kitty's being a dildo!
Ms Cartman: "Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
Ms Cartman: "Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
They took our JOBS!
they tuk a jooob!!!
they tuk-a-tu!!
KUKELUKUUUU
they tuk a jooob!!!
they tuk-a-tu!!
KUKELUKUUUU
Season 1 episode 2 
They were playing football and when a jewish kid scored a touchdown the commentator said
I haven't seen a little Jew run like that since Poland 1939.
They were playing football and when a jewish kid scored a touchdown the commentator said
I haven't seen a little Jew run like that since Poland 1939.
- Nice.
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Cartman: Get in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
That's great
I agree with 1 and 3 ...
About 2 I don't know what to do too...
I agree with 1 and 3 ...
About 2 I don't know what to do too...
This one of course:
Screw you guys i'm going home from Cartman
And this Scene from butters was epic to, in the episode butter's bottom bitch.
Butters: Bitch you should be doin' kisses on the playground. You can make fifty bucks a day! Buy all the purses and shoes that you've ever wanted. I'll treat you right, bitch.
Bebe: Shut up!
Butters: Oh, alright then. [copies some problems down, then looks at Wendy. Softly...] Hey Wendy. Wendy! [loudly] Bitch, don't you wanna start makin' some real fuckin' money?
Wendy: Leave me alone.
Butters: Why you were made for the playground, bitch. You should be out there workin'. Don't you want a new lunch box? Nice new coat? I can get all that for you, bitch.
Stan: Butters. Dude!
And this Scene from butters was epic to, in the episode butter's bottom bitch.
Butters: Bitch you should be doin' kisses on the playground. You can make fifty bucks a day! Buy all the purses and shoes that you've ever wanted. I'll treat you right, bitch.
Bebe: Shut up!
Butters: Oh, alright then. [copies some problems down, then looks at Wendy. Softly...] Hey Wendy. Wendy! [loudly] Bitch, don't you wanna start makin' some real fuckin' money?
Wendy: Leave me alone.
Butters: Why you were made for the playground, bitch. You should be out there workin'. Don't you want a new lunch box? Nice new coat? I can get all that for you, bitch.
Stan: Butters. Dude!
Jimmy: Look! My gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now! And if you two don't like it, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left.
TV reporter: ...if irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
TV reporter: ...if irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
"Omg! They kill Kenny! You bastard!"
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i always thought south park was for choldren
Judging by the comments and quotes in this thread I think you might be right.
i always thought south park was for choldren
I love whole eposide with Christmass Mr. Poo
When Mr. Poo is jumping around and say HOllyHoo Children
When Mr. Poo is jumping around and say HOllyHoo Children
I don't think I have just one, so I'll list a few.
Mr Garrison, on girls and their periods: "I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Randy: "Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's ok."
Kyle: "What happened, I thought you were going to kill yourself" Cartman: "I tried. Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on." Stan: "But you didn't die?" Cartman: "Freaking hybrids man, they just don't do the trick anymore."
Mr Garrison, on girls and their periods: "I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Randy: "Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's ok."
Kyle: "What happened, I thought you were going to kill yourself" Cartman: "I tried. Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on." Stan: "But you didn't die?" Cartman: "Freaking hybrids man, they just don't do the trick anymore."
Whatever...
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
"I am not fat!
I just have fat bones!"
He said "thick bones".I just have fat bones!"
Ass burgers desease
I also learned you should read Apple's license agreement.
"I am not fat!
I just have fat bones!"
He said "thick bones".I just have fat bones!"
Ass burgers desease
I also learned you should read Apple's license agreement.
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