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Topic: What joke do you use when put on the spot? (Read 1209 times)
What do you get when you pull on a goat or sheeps tail?
A Mehhhhhhhlon hahahaha
A Mehhhhhhhlon hahahaha
What's the difference between anal sex and Dirty Harry?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
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Mine is:
What's the only positive thing about pedophiles?
They drive really slow through school-zones.
What's the only positive thing about pedophiles?
They drive really slow through school-zones.
Inserts a Groan
Lets see here
Damn I feel like Rob Ford right now i'm Cracking UP ^_^
"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."
I don't get it.
A livery stable:
Two blondes in a barn:
Mr. Ed telling Wilbur what happened to him last night.
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.
Finally, I have a reason to put you on my RADAR. I thought that that pedo joke might hit a nerve with some.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
What's brown and sticky ? A stick
"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."
I don't get it.
"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."
"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
I don't know
Irony.
Two blondes walk into a library and they...........
No, wait, that can't be right.
Lol! Cool story bro. How is this even possible?
Your mom is so fat when she farts she creates an ozone hole
Not in a good mood but still give it a shot
"
She: 5 mins babe.
He: Ok
*discovers a new planet*
*travels to it*
*discovers life*
*returns back*
He: Ready?
She: 5 mins babe .
***END***
"
"I walked straight up to the counter at
McDonald's and said to the cashier, "I'll have a Big Mac meal, please."
"What about the 10 people that are queuing beside you?" she asked.
"Nothing for them," I said. "They're not with me.""
"
She: 5 mins babe.
He: Ok
*discovers a new planet*
*travels to it*
*discovers life*
*returns back*
He: Ready?
She: 5 mins babe .
***END***
"
"I walked straight up to the counter at
McDonald's and said to the cashier, "I'll have a Big Mac meal, please."
"What about the 10 people that are queuing beside you?" she asked.
"Nothing for them," I said. "They're not with me.""
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.
No conspiracy here.
If your question was "What is one of your favorite jokes", then my answer would have been much different.
The question: What joke do you use when put on the spot?, reminds of someone I knew for many years in the real world.
People who use jokes when "put on the spot" generally do not have honesty as a #1 priority.
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.
Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy.
What if you trying to make me think that everything is a conspiracy is a conspiracy?
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.
Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy.
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often. That is a clever joke you posted though. I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary". Not a clever as yours I must admit.
Haha that movie was awesome!
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