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legendary
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June 17, 2014, 03:59:31 AM
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What do you get when you pull on a goat or sheeps tail?

A Mehhhhhhhlon hahahaha Tongue
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What's the difference between anal sex and Dirty Harry?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
legendary
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Mine is:

What's the only positive thing about pedophiles?

They drive really slow through school-zones.

Inserts a Groan Smiley

Lets see here

Damn I feel like Rob Ford right now i'm Cracking UP ^_^
legendary
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

I don't know

Irony.  Grin




Two blondes walk into a library and they...........

No, wait, that can't be right.  Grin

Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."

I don't get it.

A livery stable:



Two blondes in a barn:



Mr. Ed telling Wilbur what happened to him last night.

legendary
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

Finally, I have a reason to put you on my RADAR. I thought that that pedo joke might hit a nerve with some.  Grin Grin Grin
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

I don't know

Irony.  Grin




Two blondes walk into a library and they...........

No, wait, that can't be right.  Grin

Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."

I don't get it.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

I don't know

Irony.  Grin




Two blondes walk into a library and they...........

No, wait, that can't be right.  Grin

Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."
newbie
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

I don't know

Irony.  Grin




Two blondes walk into a library and they...........

No, wait, that can't be right.  Grin
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You ever fart so hard you cracked your back?

This actually happened to me lol.
Lol! Cool story bro. How is this even possible?
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Your mom is so fat when she farts she creates an ozone hole
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legendary
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

No conspiracy here.
If your question was "What is one of your favorite jokes", then my answer would have been much different.

The question: What joke do you use when put on the spot?, reminds of someone I knew for many years in the real world.
People who use jokes when "put on the spot" generally do not have honesty as a #1 priority.
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You ever fart so hard you cracked your back?

This actually happened to me lol.
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Will Bitcoin Rise Again to $60,000?
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy.

What if you trying to make me think that everything is a conspiracy is a conspiracy?
legendary
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy.
hero member
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Will Bitcoin Rise Again to $60,000?
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.
legendary
Activity: 2100
Merit: 1040
A Great Time to Start Something!
What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
hero member
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Merit: 500
Will Bitcoin Rise Again to $60,000?
I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often.  That is a clever joke you posted though.  I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary".  Not a clever as yours I must admit.

Haha that movie was awesome!
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