I have no skills except for making offensive jokes
Let me expand on the guy above me:
that what I can suggest you at a moment or try to develop skills and try to learn new things that will help you in long run.
This is pretty much what you should be doing. I'd say that the most valued skills that you could learn right now (to earn bitcoin AND help you in the rest of your life as well) are coding (front end or back end, both are great in their own way), graphics designing, and or trading. Just teach yourself a little bit each day and seriously, you'll be skilled in a jiffy. All three of those skills can have a huge payout, especially trading since you're technically self employed.
Good luck.
I've noticed that there have been two new replies by people who are encouraging gambling and faucets. Gambling is definitely not the way to go, since it's a thousand times easier to lose your money than to gain a tiny amount, and you should avoid faucets as well unless you think working for a few pennies an hour is worth it.
