I had the impression that when it comes to heat generation and transfer you could play with sizes, having chips further part larger heatsinks and more boards, rather than concentrating the heat source you could spread it out wider, so instead of a 15x15x35 miner you could go for the size of an air convertor, overall the same hashrate, the same heat transfer but done over a larger area, thus the reducing airspeed needed and the noise.
100x10W sources would be the same as 10x100W but spread over a 1x1m wall heater they would be easier to cool with normal speed fans.
Ya in that case you are 100% correct, the only issue would be the size and the cost of the miner, which I believe could be worse than the noise issue, I think sidehacks sums it up pretty nicely by saying
Well in a college dorm a one board s9 set to 3th would run for free. And is very cheap to do.
burns 270- 300 watts and since a dorm is basically free power why not?
I would imagine that in a college dorm power will be both free and limited, thus utilizing every bit of free energy would be a wise move, I mean 3th of Sha256 makes only dust, besides it won't be so cheap to buy, and the ROI will be instantly high, 35 cents a day isn't worth it, that person could save for a good GPU.
Most modern GPUs make over a dollar a day, they can use those GPUs for gaming, study, and design, even when they leave college, the GPU will still be somehow usable, I mean an RX 470 bought 7 years back can still run some solid games, do a bit of rendering, sell for somehow a good price, there are many people that would still use and buy that card, but not so many people who would buy an antminer S5 as far as I know.
I am not saying that having an ASIC miner run as a space heater is the worst idea in the world, but it only makes sense if you mod your own gear as phill does, I mean imagine you have an S9 with 1 or 2 dead hash boards, selling it for $100 will mean listing on eBay, shipping, dealing with all kind of annoying buyers/scammers, maybe even some tax-related matter, you don't have time for all that, mod the gear, make it run quiet, turn it on in the winter to make some sats, a brilliant idea.
That VS, paying $2000 for a good-looking factory-made quiet miner that makes you 50 cents a day, not so brilliant idea.