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Topic: What's wrong with eating plants? - page 2. (Read 1286 times)

hero member
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June 08, 2014, 11:41:08 AM
#8
Hah. Did I tell you about the time I ate a dandelion whole? It wiggled all the way down.
legendary
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June 08, 2014, 09:21:06 AM
#7
eating *dead* plants is fine.  but live ones with flies circling, etc..??
no.

Whoosh! This whole thread might be over your head.
sr. member
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June 08, 2014, 08:45:02 AM
#6
ok.  torture.  here let me include a photo of child pornogrpahy

oh wait it's illegla.

lets show something legal.

a cannabis leaf.

and then call it fucking torture..

oh who's the gayest one of all.  me.

You're missing the point man, you're not allowed to 'eat' plants, that's torture. Didn't say anything about smoking said plants, you're just cremating them, right? That's fine.

eating *dead* plants is fine.  but live ones with flies circling, etc..??
no.
legendary
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Merit: 1000
June 08, 2014, 08:35:12 AM
#5
ok.  torture.  here let me include a photo of child pornogrpahy

oh wait it's illegla.

lets show something legal.

a cannabis leaf.

and then call it fucking torture..

oh who's the gayest one of all.  me.

You're missing the point man, you're not allowed to 'eat' plants, that's torture. Didn't say anything about smoking said plants, you're just cremating them, right? That's fine.
sr. member
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June 08, 2014, 06:44:48 AM
#4
Why would you torture and kill a plant to eat when you have much healthier and better alternatives? I mean, look at these delicious rocks below.

Get our selves some natural rocks (ignore the icky plants on top of those):


Process said rocks:


Finally, stack your rock table for the meal:


Does that rock meal look so good. It's probably the best meal ever!



Yep, it's self-moderated, better not post any disgusting vegetables, or quotes with a picture in the background that has absolutely nothing to do with the quote.

ok.  torture.  here let me include a photo of child pornogrpahy

oh wait it's illegla.

lets show something legal.

a cannabis leaf.

and then call it fucking torture..

oh who's the gayest one of all.  me.
legendary
Activity: 882
Merit: 1000
June 08, 2014, 05:37:49 AM
#3
Rocks are not a healthier or better alternative. They have zero nutritional value. In fact, trying to ingest rocks will make you very ill and probably kill you. Not to mention damage your teeth.

You can eat dirt and shit though.

No, you're wrong. There's many scientist who agree with me, and many, many books published about this. I won't link them here, but I'll tell you that you're wrong over and over.
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June 08, 2014, 05:34:03 AM
#2
Rocks are not a healthier or better alternative. They have zero nutritional value. In fact, trying to ingest rocks will make you very ill and probably kill you. Not to mention damage your teeth.

You can eat dirt and shit though.
legendary
Activity: 882
Merit: 1000
June 08, 2014, 05:20:10 AM
#1
Why would you torture and kill a plant to eat when you have much healthier and better alternatives? I mean, look at these delicious rocks below.

Get our selves some natural rocks (ignore the icky plants on top of those):


Process said rocks:


Finally, stack your rock table for the meal:


Does that rock meal look so good. It's probably the best meal ever!



Yep, it's self-moderated, better not post any disgusting vegetables, or quotes with a picture in the background that has absolutely nothing to do with the quote.
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