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Quote from: Mike Christ on April 16, 2013, 10:35:39 PM

What struck me as interesting is how the Bible has been commonly used throughout history as a propaganda tool. If there was a Korean sect of Christianity, I wonder if there would be a Korean Jesus.

"The 2005 South Korean census showed 29.2 percent of the population as Christian"

The more you know..

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Quote from: hammz on April 18, 2013, 08:49:37 PM

Jesus gets whiter every year. You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus.

I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at. Everyone there was mighty impressed.

I got one for Jehovah's witness. Jesus looked like a brown-haired American.

I drew a monobrow and a black eye on him. Found it more accurate.

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Jesus gets whiter every year. You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus.

I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at. Everyone there was mighty impressed.

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This thread is gold, BLACK JESUS!

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Jesus was an albino. This is often missed in historical accounts.

They also skipped out the whole part in the bible where he was a ninja master.

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Quote from: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 08:24:03 PM

Quote from: MysteryMiner on April 17, 2013, 08:20:26 PM

God is white man with beard Cheesy

If You don't believe that You are going to Hell!

See you there.

I will not go there, I already made donation to church. All my sins are forgiven! Cheesy

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Quote from: MysteryMiner on April 17, 2013, 08:20:26 PM

God is white man with beard Cheesy

If You don't believe that You are going to Hell!

See you there.

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At least I'm not made from clay. I'm result of evolution from the early biological organisms who inhabited early earth. It is more amazing than being made from clay as a knockoff of some mysterious guy in sky.

God is white man with beard Cheesy

If You don't believe that You are going to Hell!

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Quote from: MysteryMiner on April 17, 2013, 07:57:31 PM

God is white person.

Hmm... Let's see. Genesis (written by Jews) says that man was made in God's image. Logic says God is Semitic, like the people he made.

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The father of Jesus was God. God is white person. So Jesus had lighter skin color than other jews around him. This is according to legend.

In reality white person is more beautiful and appealing as a son of God and saviour. Imagine how popular would be this person

versus any of these interpretations

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Quote from: vampire on April 17, 2013, 12:24:04 PM

Of course he wouldn't look like an Aryan.

Which is the point of this thread.

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Quote from: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 12:04:30 PM

Well, we can make an educated guess:
He lived on the shores of the Sea of Galilee.
He lived and worked in the sun.

The people who do that now look pretty dark. I see no reason to believe Jesus was any different.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizrahim

Now let's take a look at jews' cousins:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrians

All of these ethnicities are pretty white to me. And these Mizrahim jews and Assyrians didn't mix with Germanics/Slavics like Ashkenazi

Of course he wouldn't look like an Aryan.

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Quote from: vampire on April 17, 2013, 11:53:20 AM

Quote from: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 11:50:30 AM

Quote from: vampire on April 17, 2013, 11:44:04 AM

Even these jews are pretty white.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

It includes jews and arabs, not blacks.

Starting to sound like MysteryMiner, there...

Just offering a different perspective, I could care less how Jesus looked like. There are no facts about his looks except he was a jew.

Was he a light skinned jew or a dark skinned - nobody knows.

Well, we can make an educated guess:
He lived on the shores of the Sea of Galilee.
He lived and worked in the sun.

The people who do that now look pretty dark. I see no reason to believe Jesus was any different.

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Quote from: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 11:50:30 AM

Quote from: vampire on April 17, 2013, 11:44:04 AM

Even these jews are pretty white.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

It includes jews and arabs, not blacks.

Starting to sound like MysteryMiner, there...

Just offering a different perspective, I could care less how Jesus looked like. There are no facts about his looks except he was a jew.

Was he a light skinned jew or a dark skinned - nobody knows.

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Quote from: vampire on April 17, 2013, 11:44:04 AM

Even these jews are pretty white.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

It includes jews and arabs, not blacks.

Starting to sound like MysteryMiner, there...

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Even still, Jesus would not have been the european guy the renaissance painted him as and every european follower accepted as cold hard fact. Considering he was out in the sun all day, it'd be a miracle ( Wink