Why then, is it so bloody hard for the average person to learn where to buy it? Is it because it's considered "dirty money?"
Your opinion?
I don't consider it a dirty money because this is more transparent than fiat, we have a public ledger which is the blockchain and I believe this is very helpful for the government, especially the Anti Money Laundering Council, to track transactions, they just need to properly regulate crypto to ease their job.
Buying crypto in my place is easy because our government supports innovation, I even think that with an increasing adoption, it would become the money in the future.