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Topic: Will do anything to get some coin. 40-50 BTC. Please read. Any donation helps! (Read 2182 times)

newbie
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There you go doing the moderators job, again.
legendary
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Bitcoin
Hello forum,

My name is Barack. I had briefly introduced myself before in a previous topic. I'm a 50 year old male married to a lovely woman name Michelle. I have two daughters named Sasha and Malia. I have been following bitcoin for a number of months and I'm going to tell you why I need bitcoins.

I work as a parrot. I listen to my advisors and re-iterate what they say to me. I am told not to question my advisors but to blindly follow them.

Apparently this was not such a good idea as people tell me we've broken something called the economy or whatever and everyone blames me, even though I had no say in what was happening whatsoever.

Basically I need bitcoins to pay off something called the foreign debt. I need about $14,825,163,000,000, which, at the current exchange rate, is roughly 2,965,032,600,000 BTC.

All donations are appreciated. Every little helps.

1HfGnJS3irn6CLZMiPhC5JckHDFXG8dEQN

LOL +1111  Post of the year!
legendary
Activity: 1358
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Milkman, I have some smallish items on my Amazon Wish List you can buy for me. Amazon will ship them directly to me. In return I'll send you Bitcoins upon receipt of the goods.

http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/35638UG1NCNHJ/ref=cm_wl_rlist_go_o

Oh, he got a loan... And he wanted bitcoin to trade for USD.
hero member
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Bitcoin Mayor of Las Vegas
Milkman, I have some smallish items on my Amazon Wish List you can buy for me. Amazon will ship them directly to me. In return I'll send you Bitcoins upon receipt of the goods.

http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/35638UG1NCNHJ/ref=cm_wl_rlist_go_o
full member
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Anyone could post a sad fake story and ask for donations. That's why some people are making fun at you. Why don't you post documentation to prove what you're saying? Maybe the police report about your house robbery (removing sensitive information). With more FACTS, it's more likely people will give you donations and offer help.
sr. member
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hey milkman may i suggest trading on btc-e.com or mtgox.com mtgox works with dwolla which can withdraw and deposit with your bank account
btce cool too also you can mine ltc on your pc try litecoinpool.org or p2pool you can then trade your ltc for btc on btc-e.com good luck
newbie
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If you really are on the up and up then i feel for you man
newbie
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Hey,

Can a moderator please lock this topic. I do not need to hear criticism about my situation. I have already had a bad week and didn't expect such a cold response from people. I know I am a newbie and I know people do not want to make loans which is cool. I was hoping that if people had nothing nice or encouraging to say that they wouldn't say it at all but that is not happening so I really don't want to get down on myself anymore reading posts basically making fun of me. Hopefully something like this happens to you and then we will see how you feel about it.  My goal is not going to be met I know this. I am not bitter about it at all. I am sorry for making you people upset. Hopefully I can figure something else out. I thank those of you who have at least said sorry to hear about my situation.

Can this please be locked?

Milkman39
newbie
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Hello forum,

My name is Barack. I had briefly introduced myself before in a previous topic. I'm a 50 year old male married to a lovely woman name Michelle. I have two daughters named Sasha and Malia. I have been following bitcoin for a number of months and I'm going to tell you why I need bitcoins.

I work as a parrot. I listen to my advisors and re-iterate what they say to me. I am told not to question my advisors but to blindly follow them.

Apparently this was not such a good idea as people tell me we've broken something called the economy or whatever and everyone blames me, even though I had no say in what was happening whatsoever.

Basically I need bitcoins to pay off something called the foreign debt. I need about $14,825,163,000,000, which, at the current exchange rate, is roughly 2,965,032,600,000 BTC.

All donations are appreciated. Every little helps.

1HfGnJS3irn6CLZMiPhC5JckHDFXG8dEQN

Made my day!
newbie
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Please if you have nothing nice to say just move on. I said I would earn coin as we.....
newbie
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Hello again everyone,

Like I said I do not mean to offend anyone. Nor am I trying to scam anyone. I was just asking for some help in my time of need. I am willing to take photos of my license with the address that I reside at. You would be able to look my phone number up in the phone book. I am not hiding anything and I am being upfront and honest about everything.

It really hurts me to think that I have to do this but I just want to help get my son some used ice hockey equipment so that he can still play. It is something that he was really excited to do. I did not mean to offend anyone and if I did I am sorry. Also if I have broken any rules of the forum just please inform me of it so that I can rephrase this topic.

I know I am a newbie but I have been lurking here for awhile now. I think I got the hang of it here in these forums (which by the way are the best bitcoin forums). I am willing to repay everyone that helps me in my time of need. However it would have to be like a 6 month time period. I will have $25-$50 dollars a month to repay and that is after paying all of my bills. This really does make me feel like less of a man having to ask for help. I am like most men and to think that I cannot just go to the store and buy my son his equipment. Unfortunately, he is following in my foot steps and wants to be a goaltender. If he was a skater this would be much cheaper.

As I said before I will do work for the coins but I will also accept donations that will be paid in the time frame quoted. So technically it would be a long term loan. I would be willing to pay interest on it as well. Everything I receive I will keep in the open. I would like to keep payback addresses and my personal address private. If you would like to help me in my time of need it would be greatly appreciated. I can provide my place of employments phone number as well as family's phone numbers. Hell I am almost willing to give you my SSN#. Basically I am willing to provide what ever information you feel that you would need. Again I completely understand no one wanting to take a shot in the dark but I swear on my sons life that I will repay those who help me. I am also willing to take a higher interest rate than you charge. I understand how banking works. I mean I work at one. I would be willing to pay an interest rate in the neighborhood of 20-30 percent. I am looking for around $300 USD. I have found someone in my area that has a complete set of children's goaltender equipment for $425. Also if you have any old equipment for a child goaltender I would be willing to work something out with you as well.

Krak can you please message me your payment address so that I can repay you when funds are available. I appreciate you helping me out. Also I can change my name to Milkman39 legally for some bitcoins. I would be able to cover the costs but would need repayment+additional coins for completing the task. Just let me know LOL!!!!

If anyone can help me just shoot me a message and I will provide any information you would like. Also I am willing to collect on old loans from people who haven't paid. I am located in the Buffalo NY area and would travel 3-4 hours from my residence to collect on loans for you.

I can type papers, respond to messages, do some programming in C++, do the dubugging (very bad part of programming) anything with the Microsoft Office package, or anything else you can think of. Basically anything with any school work or things of that nature.

Again may god bless those of you who can help me out in my time of need. I also hope that the asshole who broke into my house rots in hell.

Milkman39 (Nick)

newbie
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Hi! My name is Mike, welcome to life.  I, too, am struggling with my family & responsibilities.

All donations gladly accepted, sob story available upon request.

 Grin
newbie
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And no my real name is not milkman39. My real name is Nicholas.

Milkman39
Shame, I found Milkman39 so much more endearing. 
hero member
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Good luck with earning the bitcoin!
newbie
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I can tell you that I am not a scammer. I said I would do things to earn the bitcoin. I also said I would accept donations. I never implied that anyone who didn't want to help shouldn't. I am trying to teach my boy that there are good people left in this world. You have to understand where I am coming from. I was a victim of a someone else. He is just upset that he is not going to be able to play hockey unless I figure something out.

Again if you do not want to donate/have something done for you please just move on. Again I am not asking for thousands from a single person or anything. Hell .001 is something that is better than nothing. Also I said I would be willing to give pictures of my ID along with my proper address. My phone number is listed as well. I am not trying to scam anyone.

Thank you Krak for the donation.

And no my real name is not milkman39. My real name is Nicholas.

Milkman39
sr. member
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member
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full member
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There you go doing the moderators job, again.
FYI, moderators are regular (usually unpaid) users, just with slightly elevated privileges.
Now slither back under the rock you crawled out from under.
newbie
Activity: 54
Merit: 0
Hello again forum,

My name is Milkman39. I had briefly introduced myself in a previous post but I think this warrants more details...
No panhandling, move along


There you go doing the moderators job, again.
full member
Activity: 210
Merit: 100
Hello again forum,

My name is Milkman39. I had briefly introduced myself in a previous post but I think this warrants more details...
No panhandling, move along
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