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Topic: Woman breaks into zoo to pet tiger, gets bitten (Read 1297 times)

legendary
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Maybe she thought she was Tarzan or Jungle Jim or Frank Buck.    Grin
sr. member
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the sad thing is........ she is still alive  Grin Grin Grin
full member
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A Woman Was Bitten By A Tiger After She Broke Into A Zoo To Pet It, Police Said

The woman showed “signs of intoxication by alcohol and/or drugs”, Omaha police said...

No kidding??

http://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/a-woman-was-bitten-by-a-tiger-after-she-broke-into-a-zoo#.gimZOPqaP


This is serious. Was she mistaking a tiger to be a dog or what?

Pet lover's! Tiger,Lion are agressive

Maybe the woman thought she's some sort of tiger whisperer.
hero member
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A day without a buzz is like a day that never was
A Woman Was Bitten By A Tiger After She Broke Into A Zoo To Pet It, Police Said

The woman showed “signs of intoxication by alcohol and/or drugs”, Omaha police said...

No kidding??

http://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/a-woman-was-bitten-by-a-tiger-after-she-broke-into-a-zoo#.gimZOPqaP


This is serious. Was she mistaking a tiger to be a dog or what?

Pet lover's! Tiger,Lion are agressive
newbie
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Smart woman, deserves to be eaten.
full member
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I like boobies (o)(o)
She's lucky that she only got a warning bite. The tiger could have pulled her arm right off. Now wouldn't that be a sight for zoo goers.  Undecided

newbie
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She should count herself lucky that she is still alive.  Smiley
member
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She can be happy, that the tiger only bitten her at the hand  Wink

Future headline: Woman Sues Tiger for Biting Petting Hand

Headline I would like to see following that: Judge orders woman to collect judgement directly from lion.
legendary
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FUD Philanthropist™
Must've definitely been codishmumu ... she's smart enough to do it  Grin

That horny girl "Looking for a man" ?
She would try and screw it !  Cheesy

She's into rough sex and being choked out and anal raped with murder threats etc
so i think she would enjoy a Tiger bite.. it would get her off i think

In case you didn't know she posted some speel about her sexual fantasy
where she wanted to be gagged with a giant cock till she chokes to death
after she has her asshole gaped out and then she wants to be told
by her Sugar Daddy that he is going to kill her and stuff her under his bed so he can keep her forever.

Note:
Her version of that story was far more graphic (i cleaned it up a bit)
Don't believe me then look up her "rape murder suicide" topic here.

Ahh Bitcointalk.. where the classy chicks come cum.

Anyway lol
The girl in the story is retarded clearly and should be locked up in the loony bin.
hero member
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You have to wonder where people get the ideas to do this stupid shit!  Now I am sure they are going to punish the animal for what this lady did, whether it be a smaller enclosure or less daytime out, it is insane how stupid people are.
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
She can be happy, that the tiger only bitten her at the hand  Wink

Future headline: Woman Sues Tiger for Biting Petting Hand

That's what I was thinking.  She will probably sue the zoo for making it so easy for her to enter.
full member
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People are stupid. What else was she expecting going in there, to make a new best friend?
legendary
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Thank God I'm an atheist
Perhaps the tiger wanted some drugs too.
staff
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Is she drunk? she think the tiger is her pet dog?
full member
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What was she thinking?

She should be greatful the tiger did not decide to go ahead and bite off her hand!
hero member
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That tiger was probably eating when she burst so rudely upon it.

As we know from so many movies: Interrupting an eating predator will make it stop eating and chase you instead and try to eat you.
vip
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She can be happy, that the tiger only bitten her at the hand  Wink

Future headline: Woman Sues Tiger for Biting Petting Hand
hero member
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She can be happy, that the tiger only bitten her at the hand  Wink
hero member
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Must've definitely been codishmumu ... she's smart enough to do it  Grin
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Another nominee for darwin awards.
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