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Topic: Women Who Call Out God's Name During Intercourse Should Be Jailed (Read 1984 times)

sdp
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Here's one:  The Jehova's Witness church members will tell you his name is not 'God' anyway, it is Jehova.  Other names are Yaweh and Abba.  If you say these names, maybe someone can listen, and if you don't have anything to ask or share, it is rather annoying.  It's like phoning someone and hanging up without saying hello.  It makes sense not to say the name just because.

I am no god but Ladies, please don't say my name out loud when having sex with your boyfriends.

sdp


legendary
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Hahahahahahahahaha

This is the best thread I have seen in a while..
All of a sudden doors gets kicked in.
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Men say it too or are men allowed to??? A sin us a sin, which human has the right to measure a sin and it's consequence?
legendary
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I thought that the pastors would be happy that people think of god at least some time.  Grin
But seriously, does anybody pay attention to what such fringe elements say?


besides, who'd be monitoring and filtering their sex talks anyway? What'd be the guy like? He's fucking horny, he's getting some tonight and the girl moans 'God'. What would he do? Go spiritual on her and get her ass to jail or take it to the bed and have a good time? Besides, this old man is a fucking twat. I don't think so he gets any, anyway.

Yeah you need to read all postings in advance. I put here so you can read it
You might have posted this as a joke, but similar incidents are likely to occur for real in the future. As exposed by Edward Snowden, the United States spy on almost all of its citizens, and many of the foreign nationals. Given the amount of American surveillance, I won't be surprised if the home department puts spycams or CCTVs in couples's bedrooms and other private places.



So Miracal, like bryan.coleman said, maybe we can't believe that, but we don't know what is really happened and what the secret agents do on society everytime. Maybe they are monitoring you now and checking your browsing history. They will do anything in case of terrorism preventing.
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I thought that the pastors would be happy that people think of god at least some time.  Grin
But seriously, does anybody pay attention to what such fringe elements say?


besides, who'd be monitoring and filtering their sex talks anyway? What'd be the guy like? He's fucking horny, he's getting some tonight and the girl moans 'God'. What would he do? Go spiritual on her and get her ass to jail or take it to the bed and have a good time? Besides, this old man is a fucking twat. I don't think so he gets any, anyway.
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I'm sure that no women in his life would have been effected by this rule, so he doesn't care too much!

What did anybody expect to say to him anyway? Give this man a hand. He's drowning in god-screaming religious pussies.
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I'm sure that no women in his life would have been effected by this rule, so he doesn't care too much!
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I don´t know; if you listen to regular people conversing chances are pretty good that you´ll hear oh, my god every second sentence or so. Not sure what this Hagee fruitcake would like to do about all those folks.
legendary
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Yeah I think it does not matter to atheists, and I am really curious what the atheist women shout when in intercourse. Actually, I never expected that there was a dumb news like this, maybe he hope get many attention with his words.

Atheist women will be shouting the name of Carl Marx or Célestin Bouglé. Sometimes they cross the limit and shout the names of Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Vladimir Lenin, Xuan Thuy.etc.

That said, I am quite curious to know the opinion from Hagee, on what sort of punishment should be given to the men, who shout the name of Jesus during intercourse.

It sounds you have ever done that with atheist women Grin  I'm not sure an atheist would shout the names of the figures, since they never get anything useful from Stalin, Lenin, Marx, etc.

I think the punishment will be given by church, like do social activities or cleaning the church. The jail punishment is too unreasonable to people that did that.
legendary
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Yeah I think it does not matter to atheists, and I am really curious what the atheist women shout when in intercourse. Actually, I never expected that there was a dumb news like this, maybe he hope get many attention with his words.

Atheist women will be shouting the name of Carl Marx or Célestin Bouglé. Sometimes they cross the limit and shout the names of Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Vladimir Lenin, Xuan Thuy.etc.

That said, I am quite curious to know the opinion from Hagee, on what sort of punishment should be given to the men, who shout the name of Jesus during intercourse.
legendary
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This is sooo goofy. Extremely few people use God's name. The Jews don't because they know it is a sin. The nations don't, because they don't know it. Almost everyone else doesn't, because they just don't.

Lots of people use the word "God." This isn't God's name. God tells us what His name is in the Old Testament. Very few people know it or use it. When those who know it use it, they extremely seldomly use it carelessly, in the way that religious leaders would call using it in vain.

No woman inadvertently calls out the name of God during intercourse. Some women might say "God," but they don't call out the name of God.

Smiley
That's a good point. How do we know what God's name is being called out if she only says God? Perhaps her God likes to hear that? The pastor may have a case if she is yelling out "Oh YHVH, yeah!"

Since Allah is only the word "God" in Arabic, does Islam have a name for their God? If they do, what is it? Do any women call it out when they have sex? Would it be a sin if they did?

Smiley
legendary
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I'm in the clear at least. My orgasms customarily begin with a couple of hail Satans and round off with a salute to L Ron Hubbard.

count yourself lucky, most women I've slept with end with a sigh and a whispered "Is that it?"
legendary
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Yeah I think it does not matter to atheists, and I am really curious what the atheist women shout when in intercourse. Actually, I never expected that there was a dumb news like this, maybe he hope get many attention with his words.
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This is probably the stupidest thing I've read all week, and I've read insane things like Lemonade stands becoming illegal, but this beats that.
Empty mind is the devil's workshop they say, so, I think this guy should really have better things to think about.
I've read a few comments made by this 75-year old gentlemen that really surprise me, and as it turns out most of them revolve around the "sinful" act of intercourse.
legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
This is sooo goofy. Extremely few people use God's name. The Jews don't because they know it is a sin. The nations don't, because they don't know it. Almost everyone else doesn't, because they just don't.

Lots of people use the word "God." This isn't God's name. God tells us what His name is in the Old Testament. Very few people know it or use it. When those who know it use it, they extremely seldomly use it carelessly, in the way that religious leaders would call using it in vain.

No woman inadvertently calls out the name of God during intercourse. Some women might say "God," but they don't call out the name of God.

Smiley
That's a good point. How do we know what God's name is being called out if she only says God? Perhaps her God likes to hear that? The pastor may have a case if she is yelling out "Oh YHVH, yeah!"
legendary
Activity: 3766
Merit: 1368
This is sooo goofy. Extremely few people use God's name. The Jews don't because they know it is a sin. The nations don't, because they don't know it. Almost everyone else doesn't, because they just don't.

Lots of people use the word "God." This isn't God's name. God tells us what His name is in the Old Testament. Very few people know it or use it. When those who know it use it, they extremely seldomly use it carelessly, in the way that religious leaders would call using it in vain.

No woman inadvertently calls out the name of God during intercourse. Some women might say "God," but they don't call out the name of God.

Smiley
legendary
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Welt Am Draht
Does anybody call out "bitcoin"?   Huh

Hookers only in my experience.
sdp
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Does anybody call out "bitcoin"?   Huh
legendary
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I thought that the pastors would be happy that people think of god at least some time.  Grin
But seriously, does anybody pay attention to what such fringe elements say?

Yes, actually they do.
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It´s a racket. If morons send this guy money (and probably vote for political nutcases of the same ilk) well good for them  all - I guess. All I can really say is enjoy.
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