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Topic: WOOHOO! Just got my BFL Jalapeno in the mail! (Read 11776 times)

newbie
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Its all bullshit dont believe OP, here is the authentic jalapeño i got delivered yesterday
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/yogeshsmore/yogeshsmore1109/yogeshsmore110900098/10594437-chili-usb.jpg

newbie
Activity: 56
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Sure, a paper box with a glued butterfly labs logo.


What's your point? We've seen cardboard racks for rigs, strawberries drying over open rigs and cooling done by dumping liquid nitrogen on the floor. Standard bitcoin hardware.

Dumping LN on the floor is also an awesome way to clean it. All of the dust is floated to the lowest point. Works like a charm.
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 500
firstbits.com/1kznfw
If you are talking to me, middle of September, order 7408.

The OP? Probably ordered it next week, with Unicorn tears.

UnicornTearPay is currently DDOSed. He'll probably have to wait a while longer.
member
Activity: 99
Merit: 10
If you are talking to me, middle of September, order 7408.

The OP? Probably ordered it next week, with Unicorn tears.
sr. member
Activity: 392
Merit: 250
when did you buy your unit?
member
Activity: 99
Merit: 10
There are three of us in the office who mine, I have ordered a Jalepeno and the other two are waiting to see if it materialises....

I looked real stupid when I shouted our the thread title before I actually looked at the thread  Roll Eyes
sr. member
Activity: 420
Merit: 250
wouldn't want an apple lawsuit would he... lol

+1 OP ~ nice troll.
legendary
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Merit: 1002
um, where's the bow tie. lol
sr. member
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Merit: 250
Made me smile Smiley
legendary
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Merit: 1001
I'd fight Gandhi.
mufa23 should go to BFL!
I didn't make it to the finals --> https://forums.butterflylabs.com/showthread.php/31-Community-Representative-to-Visit-BFL-Manufacturing-Facilities-Poll

If I had a few hundred for a plane ticket, I'd buy my own ticket and go. But I'm a broke college kid living off Ramen noodles now. Hence the ghetto jalapeno Smiley
legendary
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Linux since 1997 RedHat 4
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can we have a walk-around video of it hashing away.. maybe some pics of the i/o ports and pretty blinking lights?
Nah, he can't show you that detail coz the SC MiniRig he's actually using to get the 4.7GH/s is under NDA ...
full member
Activity: 187
Merit: 100
mufa23 should go to BFL!




whored out my sig to win a raffle.
sr. member
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Merit: 250
So for those of you who don't know, I was one of the 1/3 pre-orders that got my shipped asap. Woot!





I'm currently getting around 4.7GH/s with BFL's awesome GUIminer technology! It all runs off USB. So you just plug it in, and your good to go! I can't wait to get my BitForce Single SC later this week! Should be here by Thursday! I am so happy! Grin

can we have a walk-around video of it hashing away.. maybe some pics of the i/o ports and pretty blinking lights?
legendary
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Merit: 1001
I'd fight Gandhi.
Hahahahahahaah dont you see this is FAKE!!!
I have no idea what you are talking about. This is totally legit.

It's totally not a stack of CD cases with a slip of black construction paper and a BFL logo taped on the top. Only an idiot would think that...
legendary
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Merit: 1012
howdy
Yeah it looked flammable at first glance.  Shocked
sr. member
Activity: 369
Merit: 250
The two triangles do not have the same slope, so putting them together the line they form is not straight.
In the top pic the line is concave, in the bottom, convex. The area between the concave/convex slopes adds to one square.

Thanks P_Shep. Couldn't have said it better myself (though perhaps with fewer words)

Now we have proven the OP posted a fake. (It's totally taped / glued on and the corners aren't rounded, but the geometry big of can look just fine why not)
legendary
Activity: 1795
Merit: 1208
This is not OK.

... Last time someone broke my brain this hard (barely at all) it was on 4chan.

They asked a simple question:

Why for is the hole?


The two triangles do not have the same slope, so putting them together the line they form is not straight.
In the top pic the line is concave, in the bottom, convex. The area between the concave/convex slopes adds to one square.

Next.
hero member
Activity: 605
Merit: 500
WowWWW COOOOLLL , How warm does it get your coffee?Huh Undecided
sr. member
Activity: 369
Merit: 250
dissappointed - no rounded corners  Tongue

Yet another way the pics of the mockup look nothing like this. Excellent point Smiley





... Last time someone broke my brain this hard (barely at all) it was on 4chan.

They asked a simple question:







Why for is the hole?





No this thread is FAKE!
He does not have a Jalapeno and his Guiminer is running a 6xxx radeon GPU, are you blind?

It wasn't even running in the screenshot. Do you know how guiminer works?
Please close this thread, its not even off-topic, its a perfect fit for the Trashcan.


I disagree. The entertainment value for this is quite high. This thread has value, and it's already right where it belongs to begin with (off topic is an excellent place for semi-obvious trolling)
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