Hello again forumites,
I've been a veteran of Bitcoin now for nearly a week, and consider myself fairly expert in all sorts of Bitcoin-related stuff.
Goddamn autocorrect.
That sentence SHOULD have read:
I've been reading about Bitcoin for a bit now (a couple of weeks, I guess - no more), and have recently joined the forum here so I can ask questions. I am utterly, utterly clueless, and am hoping to learn enough not to get the little pants roasted off me during my time playing with Bitcoin.
I used the word "playing" there. I hope that doesn't sound disrespectful, and I know that the movement behind Bitcoin is, in the main, dead serious. But for me, at this point, it's playing about with small amounts of money to see what I can and can't do. I aspire to someday being as serious as the vets
And what I mean by that is that I hope someday to KNOW some fraction of what they know.
But hey, I'm a newblet. So my perspective is all I have to work with. And my debit card. Yeah, gotta try not to be too blaze with that. Story of my life.
So....does there exist, anywhere, a...what's the word I want here...."manual", I guess, that explains the various technicalities, opportunities, mechanics, pitfalls and all that other stuff to do with Bitcoin, from a completely uninitiated point of view?
I don't need to know about the SHA256 eliptical curve (that phrase is probably wrong), the methods used to encode these into bitcoin addresses and their private keys (that's probably wrong too), how transactions work, what mining is for, what mining IS, and why I need to inscribe my private key onto 4 equal parts of a palladium octagon, shoot it into space, and give my relatives the trajectories in the case of my untimely death.
I'm a consumer. I want to know how to buy it, how to buy stuff WITH it, and how to keep my coins safe.
Anyone point me in the right direction, or do I need to write the thing myself?
Ist.
PS: I am not being as facetious as I might seem. I am very seriously considering trying to write the newbie manual to Bitcoin, aimed at the regular Joes on the street who never heard of it til yesterday, but want to spend it or earn it today. Also, can I ask you PLEASE not to direct me to the wiki for Bitcoin? I am slowly making my way through it but from a non-IT person's point of view, it's hard going.
EDIT: Spelling-fails abound. I am blaming this cheap keyboard, but am not ruling out the wine.