This post might ruffle feathers but no sense incubating a lark. I'm just going to wing it.
After years of Wright puffin up his accomplishments some hawk-eyed observer
spotted that most of them were parroted! He probably thought leaving twitter was da skies enough to avoid being caged for his ill eagle activities but he should have spent more time defending his nest and stayed out of Satoshi's territory.
While some might applaud his respect for
national tradition, I don't think that this albatross is anything to emu-late. His raven about Bitcoin's Turing completeness generated much mocking but those it flew over were left thinking of him as
Coq-of-the-walk. *Now* even his flock will know that he's a turkey. Who did he think was that gull-ible?
Even CSU has to find this too hard to swallow. Degree printer may go Brrrrrr but Brrrr-d is a cardinal sin! Letting it stand would cheepen their reputation.
Wright's migration to the UK has no doubt made handling the ensuing flap pretty cuckoo. Although I'm sure he'll keep preening, I bet he privately r-egrets hatching this plan.
I fully expect he'll be dis-quail-ified. Once he re-terns his ducktorate will he get a booby prize or will he be left brooding over a goose egg? Either way I don't think it will be long before his fowl play goes entirely tits up and we hear the swan song of a caw-nvicted jail bird and, at last, the end of his robin.
Coming next: A shocking revelation that
Wright's "first draft" of of the "Bitcoin Whitepaper" was also plagiarized!